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Have you ever been so stoned... (Original Post) 5X Feb 2020 OP
No, I can't say that I have. SamKnause Feb 2020 #1
That was from two hits of the plant I've been calling Impeach. 5X Feb 2020 #2
should have named it dweller Feb 2020 #4
Awesome !!! SamKnause Feb 2020 #8
I've been so stoned rownesheck Feb 2020 #3
That's better than the alternative Drifter Feb 2020 #5
I've been taking a break on my evening two puffs safeinOhio Feb 2020 #6
I've Peed Soxfan58 Feb 2020 #7
There was one time when I got stoned and passed out. These days I don't need pot to take abqtommy Feb 2020 #9
Indeed I have. dewsgirl Feb 2020 #10
One night, I was leaving my lover's house to go home. We had finished a couple'a joints. 3Hotdogs Feb 2020 #11
I once drove from Richmond, Va. to Tulsa, Ok... 5X Feb 2020 #13
if i did i cant remember samnsara Feb 2020 #12
Ok. This happened a loooonnngg time ago. peacefreak2.0 Feb 2020 #14

rownesheck

(2,343 posts)
3. I've been so stoned
Wed Feb 12, 2020, 05:08 AM
Feb 2020

that I've forgotten what I was talking about mid sentence. That was a good night.

Drifter

(4,751 posts)
5. That's better than the alternative
Wed Feb 12, 2020, 05:46 AM
Feb 2020

Peeing and forgetting to go to the bathroom.

Cheers
Drifter

And yes, I have been that stoned, but no, that has never happened.

safeinOhio

(33,955 posts)
6. I've been taking a break on my evening two puffs
Wed Feb 12, 2020, 05:49 AM
Feb 2020

to show support my Life Partners attempt to quit before having to pee in the cup for job interviews. She is really having a hard time with it.

A couple of days ago I was helping a dear friend who needed a ride to the hospital for some surgery. She is so nice and doesn't smoke herself, but she gave me a little bud that her nephew left with her that he grew. I decided to sneak a couple of puffs. I don't know if it was because I have not smoked any for a month or he grew some bomb sh#t. I should have stopped with 1/2 puff.

3Hotdogs

(13,343 posts)
11. One night, I was leaving my lover's house to go home. We had finished a couple'a joints.
Wed Feb 12, 2020, 07:57 AM
Feb 2020

I was driving on a semi-rural road. It was about 1 a.m. Not a car in sight, no traffic controls or nuthin'.

For no reason, I stopped the car in the middle of the road. I imagined a traffic light there. It took a couple'a seconds to get my shit back together to continue the journey back home.



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Another time, friend and I were watching a horse race on tv. Channel 9 (NYC) used to broadcast live races from one of the local tracks. As I recall, it took about an hour and a half for the horses to run the race. Horses must'a had "the slows" that night.


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Another time, cousin and I were watching a segment of Burns and Allen re-run on Channel 11. The scene was Gracie, sitting on the back porch with a pot in one hand and making movements with the other.

George: "What are you doing, Gracie?"

Gracie: " I'm cooking peas and carrots for supper and I know you don't like peas, so I'm taking them out of the pot (one by one) so you don't have to eat them."

That, had me in stitches for about an hour.

5X

(3,987 posts)
13. I once drove from Richmond, Va. to Tulsa, Ok...
Wed Feb 12, 2020, 08:21 AM
Feb 2020

went through Tennessee the long way, but missed it.

peacefreak2.0

(1,026 posts)
14. Ok. This happened a loooonnngg time ago.
Thu Feb 27, 2020, 06:35 PM
Feb 2020

I was so stoned, I thought NBC’s bulletin on Jonestown was part of Saturday Night Live.

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