I am back from the dead to guide you towards Pastafarian salvation
Verily, verily, I say unto thee:
my account was in the valley of death for three months that were like eternity,
and from my celestial abode, I watched and prayed for my brothers pastafarians.
And now I am reborn, which pretty much makes me the Pastafarian Messiah.
Now all please kneel and pray unto me as you should.
Ramen.
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Things are gonna shape up on the deck, or some bosuns are gonna be shark fodder.
Do not f** with the Pastafarian messiah.
So say I.
...cook/boil it before you eat it, that way it keeps he noise down...
What?
In a "Strangers with Candy" episode (one where they do an hysterical version of "Raisin in the Sun"
there's a scene where Jerry's brother is sitting nude at the table dipping uncooked lasagna in a jar of tomato sauce. "Mom didn't do the laundry or cook anything for dinner." I bet it's on YouTube.
Yep here it is! Hysterical! (strangely cropped for some reason.... but you have to buy the episode from Comedy Central.... $1.99!)