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A HERETIC I AM

(24,587 posts)
Thu Dec 24, 2015, 03:36 PM Dec 2015

A Seasons Greeting from one of your hosts;

YOU'RE ALL WANKERS!

That is all.


Now....go forth and multiply....er...Swab the Poop deck...er...um....drink heavily!

Yeah! That's it.

DRINK FUCKING HEAVILY (but do so safely)

And may you all have the happiest of Christmases and a very happy New Year.

All the best.

Paul.

Edit to say....you can all get together and buy me one of these for Christmas;



142' Perini Navi. Only $8.6 mil.

I'll take delivery in Barbados

Edit again....forgot the seasoning. A pile-o'-Paprika should suffice;

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A Seasons Greeting from one of your hosts; (Original Post) A HERETIC I AM Dec 2015 OP
Be merry this Christmas, Heretic. Curmudgeoness Dec 2015 #1
Drinking heavily, safe in my recliner. SusanCalvin Dec 2015 #2
Despite you foul, insulting language... ;) Yorktown Dec 2015 #3
YO HO HO! hermetic Dec 2015 #4

Curmudgeoness

(18,219 posts)
1. Be merry this Christmas, Heretic.
Thu Dec 24, 2015, 07:08 PM
Dec 2015

Just opened a beer, so I will try to take your advice.

Enjoy yourself, whatever you are up to for this holy day.

 

Yorktown

(2,884 posts)
3. Despite you foul, insulting language... ;)
Fri Dec 25, 2015, 01:02 AM
Dec 2015

may pesto be upon you during this festive season.

May you and the people who partake in your holiday pasta meal enjoy rivers of Chianti and piles of freshly grated parmigiano,

all chased away with large swills of the best rum.

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