How to Become a Pastafarian

Three Parts:
Joining the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
Following the Principles of Pastafarianism
Becoming a Master of Pastafarianism

Pastafarianism is the world's fastest-growing carbohydrate-based religion. Pastafarians worship the Flying Spaghetti Monster, an omnipotent deity that the church does not necessarily believe to actually exist. Outsiders call the church's members satirists, enemies call them heretics, and landlubbers call them dirty pirates, but one thing's certain about Pastafarians: they sure love beer!

1) Simply wish to join the church! That's it — according to the official website for the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM), all that's needed to become a Pastafarian is to want to be one. You do not need to:[1]

Participate in any sort of ceremony
Pay any sort of fee
Make any sort of promise or pledge
Give up your current religion
Know anything about Pastafarianism
Have a literal belief in the FSM