Pastafarians

NeoGreen

(4,033 posts) Mon Nov 13, 2017, 03:30 PM Nov 2017

I might have to reconsider my alignment with the Pastafarian denomination...

Last edited Tue Nov 14, 2017, 08:16 AM - Edit history (1)

...since I now I have come to recognize that I was originally a Great Pumpkinist from early in my life:

I don't begrudge the new upstart Pastafarians in the least, I like the Pastafarian message and 8 "I really Rather You Didn't's", its just I think the Great Pumpkin was there for me first, as the first real alternative to the predominant paradigm...

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I might have to reconsider my alignment with the Pastafarian denomination... (Original Post) NeoGreen Nov 2017 OP

Inside each pumpkin are a lot of noodlie appendages. AJT Nov 2017 #1

I Really Wish You Didn't... NeoGreen Nov 2017 #2

Spaghetti Squash as the great mediator n2doc Nov 2017 #3

Locking A HERETIC I AM Nov 2017 #4

Locked, unlocked. Make up your mind. Curmudgeoness Nov 2017 #5

That is where I was going with my post until... NeoGreen Nov 2017 #6

Same goes for you. A HERETIC I AM Nov 2017 #8

Careful. A HERETIC I AM Nov 2017 #7

Oh, great and powerful Oz! Curmudgeoness Nov 2017 #9

Wait...... A HERETIC I AM Nov 2017 #10

Ah, so that didn't go over your head. LOL. Curmudgeoness Nov 2017 #11

Well...... A HERETIC I AM Nov 2017 #12

AJT

(5,240 posts)

1. Inside each pumpkin are a lot of noodlie appendages.

Reply to NeoGreen (Original post)

Mon Nov 13, 2017, 03:39 PM

Nov 2017

Heretic!

NeoGreen

(4,033 posts)

2. I Really Wish You Didn't...

Reply to AJT (Reply #1)

Mon Nov 13, 2017, 03:45 PM

Nov 2017

...

#2 I’d Really Rather You Didn’t use my existence as a means to oppress, subjugate, punish, eviscerate, and/or, you know, be mean to others. I don’t require sacrifices, and purity is for drinking water, not people.

As a refresher:
http://flyingspaghettimonster.wikia.com/wiki/The_Eight_I%27d_Really_Rather_You_Didn%27ts

n2doc

(47,953 posts)

3. Spaghetti Squash as the great mediator

Reply to AJT (Reply #1)

Mon Nov 13, 2017, 03:56 PM

Nov 2017

A HERETIC I AM

(24,587 posts)

4. Locking

Reply to NeoGreen (Original post)

Tue Nov 14, 2017, 04:21 PM

Nov 2017

Unlocking

Curmudgeoness

(18,219 posts)

5. Locked, unlocked. Make up your mind.

Reply to NeoGreen (Original post)

Wed Nov 15, 2017, 09:03 PM

Nov 2017

I think we should make an example out of A HERETIC AM I for being such a putz. He is taking advantage of his super powers and that is just wrong!

And regarding the Great Pumpkin, that is just the embryonic stage of the FSM, so you're good, Neo.

NeoGreen

(4,033 posts)

6. That is where I was going with my post until...

Reply to Curmudgeoness (Reply #5)

Wed Nov 15, 2017, 09:41 PM

Nov 2017

...some jerk decided he could impose his personal opinion, just cause.

The great pumpkin is no cause for heretical thinking.

What a jerk. Did someone dip his colander in melted paraffin? WTF.

A HERETIC I AM

(24,587 posts)

8. Same goes for you.

Reply to NeoGreen (Reply #6)

Wed Nov 15, 2017, 10:08 PM

Nov 2017

Allow me to quote the rules of this forum to you;

We be pirates and pastafarians here. We don't need no stinkin' rules!

The hosts be the ultimate arbitrators of what is and what is not disrupting, and will apply the rules just as arbitrarily! Power will be used and abused as we please.

So, now that you know the fucking rules, watch the fuck out, cause if you piss me off, there is bugger all I will do about it.

A HERETIC I AM

(24,587 posts)

7. Careful.

Reply to Curmudgeoness (Reply #5)

Wed Nov 15, 2017, 10:06 PM

Nov 2017

I have Super Powers that are super and powerful.

I might just make your post go away and reappear.....

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....::::poof::::...................:::unpoof:::::

There, see?

Don't fuck with the Super Powers when he's been drinking.