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A HERETIC I AM

(24,590 posts)
Fri Jun 5, 2020, 01:16 AM Jun 2020

In these dark and troubled times, we must turn toward our Great Noodliness for guidance....

And since I am a Host of this group, and have a special channel to the devine (or "De-veined", as the case may be, depending on whether or not you are making pasta with Shrimp or some other crustacean, and if you are, I have a wonderful recipe for Scallops and Linguine that has rough chopped Roma Tomatoes and fresh Mozzarella and....oh....sorry... )


Wait....what?


I got confuserized.


ARRRRRGH!

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In these dark and troubled times, we must turn toward our Great Noodliness for guidance.... (Original Post) A HERETIC I AM Jun 2020 OP
We all could use the leadership of a garlic cheese sauce RainCaster Jun 2020 #1
HER?!? A HERETIC I AM Jun 2020 #2
I'll make a note to myself. TexasTowelie Jun 2020 #3
I hate you with the screams of ten thousand fusilli being dashed with ice water.... A HERETIC I AM Jun 2020 #5
So glad somebody gets my humor :) RainCaster Jun 2020 #8
This person with Lupus..... A HERETIC I AM Jun 2020 #9
I need a new eye patch to properly worship... wcmagumba Jun 2020 #4
Cheers! A HERETIC I AM Jun 2020 #6
Rahmen Ellipsis Jun 2020 #7

A HERETIC I AM

(24,590 posts)
2. HER?!?
Fri Jun 5, 2020, 01:31 AM
Jun 2020

IS "SHE" a patron saint I'm not aware of?

Not that I have a problem with it, it's just that I let my subscription to the Church Bulletin run out, and you have caught me unawares.

TexasTowelie

(117,042 posts)
3. I'll make a note to myself.
Fri Jun 5, 2020, 01:38 AM
Jun 2020

This group has issues with pronoun correctness.

I also prefer a great marinara sauce with my pasta.

A HERETIC I AM

(24,590 posts)
5. I hate you with the screams of ten thousand fusilli being dashed with ice water....
Fri Jun 5, 2020, 02:09 AM
Jun 2020

Wait.....


"Pronoun Correctness"?

No worries. She'll be right! Arrrrgh!


(Obviously it is late, and my search for humor has landed me on the boxed pasta aisle, so I shall retire.)



And BTW, the words "Great" and "Marinara Sauce" are redundant.




RainCaster

(11,574 posts)
8. So glad somebody gets my humor :)
Fri Jun 5, 2020, 02:10 PM
Jun 2020

I have seen pretty much an equal distribution of pronouns in church documents on the interwebs, so I tend to mix them up myself. IMHO, the colander does not care.

BTW, as much as I like Marina or Meat Sauces, one of our family has lupus, so no tomato products right now.

A HERETIC I AM

(24,590 posts)
9. This person with Lupus.....
Fri Jun 5, 2020, 03:14 PM
Jun 2020

is he or she popular? I mean....would anyone miss them? Truly?


Just sayin'......

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