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Trueblue Texan

(2,926 posts)
Tue Apr 6, 2021, 06:56 AM Apr 2021

After the pasta, we sleep.

The mark of a true and faithful Pastafarian--instead of consuming dry crackers, we slurped down a bowl of oily, sauced noodles, then we feel the peace from our communion with our lord, FSM. We fall into a deep, holy sleep, proof we've been genuinely touched by the spirit of His Noodley goodness. Christians can't do that in church.

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After the pasta, we sleep. (Original Post) Trueblue Texan Apr 2021 OP
Only in the upper balcony. Ellipsis Apr 2021 #1
;-{) Goonch Apr 2021 #2
Peace and pasta on earth! Trueblue Texan Apr 2021 #3
I'm a Pestofarian Wicked Blue Apr 2021 #4
I like parsley and oil... Trueblue Texan Apr 2021 #5

Wicked Blue

(6,655 posts)
4. I'm a Pestofarian
Tue Apr 6, 2021, 10:16 AM
Apr 2021

Some call this the heresy of St. Basil. but that's all a bunch of pine nuts.

Pasta and pesto go together like soup and sandwich, oil and vinegar, Abbott and Costello.

Forget the red, go with green!

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