Democratic Primaries

MineralMan

(147,606 posts) Thu Mar 26, 2020, 02:27 PM Mar 2020

BROKEN: 649 - Bernie Sanders Has 100 to 1 Odds of Being Irrelevant in November

Sanders Wins On Singular Primary Measure - Poll Analysis

When it comes to irrelevancy to the 2020 General Election, Senator Bernard Sanders (I-VT), noted political analytical website 649 predicts that candidate Sanders is the winner in the 2020 Irrelevancy race. Although he holds onto his dreams of becoming President, he is the clear winner in 939's Irrelevance rankings. Sanders now claims he remains "In It to Win It," despite falling behind in the delegate count and losing to Joseph Biden in nearly all remaining primary elections, whenever they might be held, according to an aggregate of polls. His path to the Democratic nomination took a sharp left turn following the Super Tuesday primary elections and is now headed toward a dangerous precipice.

Asked about his plans, his press director, Briahna Joy Gray, exclaimed "There are still more than half of all the delegates to be decided. Bernie feels secure in his vision and knows that voters will respond by sweeping him onto the ballot. By the way, did you hear the latest scandal about "Sleepy" Joe Biden?"

& :satire:

If I were to vote in a presidential
primary today, I would vote for: Joe Biden

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BROKEN: 649 - Bernie Sanders Has 100 to 1 Odds of Being Irrelevant in November (Original Post) MineralMan Mar 2020 OP

Never enough, is it? FiveGoodMen Mar 2020 #1

Apparently not. Bernie Just Keeps on Ticking MineralMan Mar 2020 #2

Except DownriverDem Mar 2020 #9

He is not on our side for sure. The side that wants to start working towards sending Trump packing Demsrule86 Mar 2020 #10

What is never enough? showblue22 Mar 2020 #4

He's never gonna get it... NurseJackie Mar 2020 #6

NO! DownriverDem Mar 2020 #8

Well, if he already can awesomerwb1 Mar 2020 #3

Haaaaaa! NurseJackie Mar 2020 #5

There's Many A Truth Spoke In Jest, Sir The Magistrate Mar 2020 #7

FiveGoodMen

(20,018 posts)

1. Never enough, is it?

Reply to MineralMan (Original post)

Thu Mar 26, 2020, 02:28 PM

Mar 2020

Never, Never, Never, Never, Never, Never, Never, Never, Never, Never, Never, Never, Never, Never, Never, Never, Never, Never, Never, Never, Never, Never, Never, Never, Never, Never, Never, Never, Never, Never, Never, Never, Never, Never, Never, Never, Never, Never, Never, Never, Never, Never, Never, Never, Never, Never, Never, Never, Never, Never, Never, Never, Never, Never, Never, Never, Never, Never, Never, Never, Never, Never, Never, Never, Never, Never, Never, Never, Never, Never, Never, Never, Never, Never, Never, Never, Never, Never, Never, Never, Never, Never, Never, Never, Never, Never, Never, Never, Never, Never, Never, Never, Never, Never, Never, Never, Never, Never, Never, Never, Never, Never, Never, Never, Never, Never, Never, Never, Never, Never, Never, Never, Never, Never, Never, Never, Never, Never, Never, Never, Never, Never, Never, Never, Never, Never, Never, Never, Never, Never, Never, Never, Never, Never, Never, Never, Never, Never, Never, Never, Never, Never, Never, Never, Never, Never, Never, Never, Never, Never, Never, Never, Never, Never, Never, Never, Never, Never, Never, Never, Never, Never, Never, Never, Never, Never, Never, Never, Never, Never, Never, Never, Never, Never, Never, Never, Never, Never

If I were to vote in a presidential
primary today, I would vote for: Undecided

MineralMan

(147,606 posts)

2. Apparently not. Bernie Just Keeps on Ticking

Reply to FiveGoodMen (Reply #1)

Thu Mar 26, 2020, 02:30 PM

Mar 2020

He's like that EverReady Bunny, to be sure.

If I were to vote in a presidential
primary today, I would vote for: Joe Biden

DownriverDem

(6,648 posts)

9. Except

Reply to MineralMan (Reply #2)

Thu Mar 26, 2020, 03:34 PM

Mar 2020

Who does he help? Whose side is he on? He needs to go.

If I were to vote in a presidential
primary today, I would vote for: Joe Biden

Demsrule86

(71,023 posts)

10. He is not on our side for sure. The side that wants to start working towards sending Trump packing

Reply to DownriverDem (Reply #9)

Thu Mar 26, 2020, 07:12 PM

Mar 2020

in November. K&R

If I were to vote in a presidential
primary today, I would vote for: Joe Biden

showblue22

(1,026 posts)

4. What is never enough?

Reply to FiveGoodMen (Reply #1)

Thu Mar 26, 2020, 02:33 PM

Mar 2020

If I were to vote in a presidential
primary today, I would vote for: Joe Biden

NurseJackie

(42,862 posts)

6. He's never gonna get it...

Reply to showblue22 (Reply #4)

Thu Mar 26, 2020, 03:27 PM

Mar 2020

Maybe that poster was trying to say... for all in tents and porpoises, the primary is over. Joe will be our party's nominee... Bernie is never gonna get it. Never, never, never... etc.

If I were to vote in a presidential
primary today, I would vote for: Joe Biden

DownriverDem

(6,648 posts)

8. NO!

Reply to FiveGoodMen (Reply #1)

Thu Mar 26, 2020, 03:32 PM

Mar 2020

All Bernie is doing is hurting Biden and the Dems. The silly repeat of never is very telling.

If I were to vote in a presidential
primary today, I would vote for: Joe Biden

awesomerwb1

(4,567 posts)

3. Well, if he already can

Reply to MineralMan (Original post)

Thu Mar 26, 2020, 02:32 PM

Mar 2020

walk on water, turn milk into Ben & Jerrys by wagging his finger from side to side and fly on a unicorn that poops platinum bars I think he can still pull it off easily!!

All hail....All hail....

If I were to vote in a presidential
primary today, I would vote for: Joe Biden