for a Potato.. although I'm quite certain the Potato would be exponentially less dangerous for the Planet.

At least it wouldn't kill us and destroy the constitution and the country for personal profit, for Russia and for hate.

... somewhere, there's someone thinking/saying: "Okay, but only if the potato chose Warren to be the running mate, because Mr. Potato isn't "exciting" enough for swing states."

"I'm not a member of any organized political party. I'm a Democrat.", Will Rogers

it could never be as rotten or putrid as the Chosen One.

would be an improvement over trump.

because I don't see any eyes.

that the potatoe (thanks Dan) was not a member of the extended trump family. I'd vote for anything with that (D) after it's name, with the possible exception of the coronavirus, but I would have to draw the line at another trump.

to the top of it and tell ‘em it’s a symbolic trump, and they’ll probably vote for it (thinking they’d just outsmarted everybody).

Not only would I vote for that potato, I would crawl through broken glass to vote for that potato if it were running against Trump.

Will there be poll workers to assist the potato?

Dried up dog poop is much easier on the eyes, and far more intelligent than our current abomination. I would not, under any circumstance, vote for the dotard.

than a potato. I battle high blood pressure and just hearing trumps voice or seeing his disgusting face races my blood pressure. A potato is rich in potassium which actually lowers blood pressure so this is a no-brainer for me. I would hope the potato would choose a banana for VP which would also be a massive improvement. Potato/Banana VS Trump/Pence. It is a clear choice.