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Kamala, Kamala, Take Off The Gloves! (Song Parody) - Patrick Fitzgerald
A recent comment from @karamia1392 requested a parody of the song "Pamela, Pamela" by Wayne Fontana. I wasn't familiar with that one, but I gave it a shot, turning it into a nostalgic tune longing for the days when politicians lost or were forced out after sometimes minor screw-ups - as opposed to today when Trump floods the zone with deplorable act after act which just get ignored. The song is also hopeful seeing that Kamala Harris is on the attack!
=== Lyrics ===
Kamala, Kamala
Remember the days
Make the wrong statement
Go out in a blaze
When you could be canceled
Because you “Wahoo’ed”
Or spelling potato
Had been misconstrued
Oh!
But today things are different
That’s what I have learned
It seems there’s no bottom
where Trump is concerned
Convicted of felonies,
Behaves like an ass
No problem, his followers
Give him a pass
But you’re in charge
And everything is new
You know you can do things that others wouldn’t do
Oh, Kamala, Kamala
I think that you know
You cannot stay high when they keep going low
In a fight for your life
Play the cards that you’re dealt
Take the gloves off as you
hit below MAGA’s belt
When you’re up against Trump
talking at the debate
Ask him where is his wife
Or about his court date
Take advantage of Tim
Cause you know he’s no slouch
When debating with JD
Just mention a couch
When you’re in charge
Don’t cut them any slack
When they go low you’ve got to hit them back…
Kamala…