Stephen Colbert - Monologue and Opening - 1/27/2025
It's Eagles vs. Chiefs! | Daddy's Home | Trump Fires Inspectors General | Family Erection Tracker
The Eagles and Chiefs are headed to the Super Bowl in a rematch of the 2023 contest, MAGA supporters like Mel Gibson are calling the president "daddy," Trump ordered the firing of 18 independent inspectors general at government agencies, and creepy rich guy Bryan Johnson is tracking nighttime erection data for himself and his 19 year-old son.
Meanwhile... Ketamine Nasal Spray | Cholesterol Ooze | Drug Kingpin Nabbed | Nanopasta
Meanwhile... A pharma company is making ketamine nasal spray to treat depression, a man starting oozing yellow gunk after eating too much butter, a suspected drug trafficker was arrested after his wife posted vacation photos online, and scientists have developed a pasta noodle too small to see with the naked eye.
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