Dude who's lied every millisecond of his 79 years butt hurt over "DISHONORABLE" Iran breaking pervceived pinky swear

An angry First Nude denies any links with Jeffy, who said Grampy got lucky with her the 1st time on the Lolita Express.

First Lady Melania Trump on Thursday gave a jaw-dropping statement from the White House denying she ever had a relationship with Jeffrey Epstein.

“The lies linking me to the disgraceful Jeffrey Epstein need to end today,” the first lady declared. “I have never been friends with Epstein.”

However, in recordings obtained exclusively by the Daily Beast, the convicted sex offender bragged about his close friendship with the president and first lady.

Epstein even claimed that the first time Trump slept with his now wife was on his plane, dubbed the Lolita Express.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/what-epstein-said-about-melania-and-his-lolita-express/

Grampy goes Corky St. Claire on Carlson, Kelly, Owens, Jones, hates their ass faces because they're bastard people

"I know why Tucker Carlson, Megyn Kelly, Candace Owens, and Alex Jones have all been fighting me for years, especially by the fact that they think it is wonderful for Iran, the Number One State Sponsor of Terror, to have a Nuclear Weapon — Because they have one thing in common, Low IQs," Trump wrote. "They’re stupid people, they know it, their families know it, and everyone else knows it, too! Look at their past, look at their record. They don’t have what it takes, and they never did!"

"These so-called 'pundits' are LOSERS, and they always will be! Now Fake News CNN, The Failing New York Times, and all of the other Radical Left 'News' Organizations, are 'hailing' them, and giving them 'positive' press for the first time in their lives. They’re not 'MAGA,' they’re losers, just trying to latch on to MAGA," Trump continued.

"As President, I could get them on my side anytime I want to, but when they call, I don’t return their calls because I’m too busy on World and Country Affairs and, after a few times, they go 'nasty,' just like Marjorie 'Traitor' Brown, but I no longer care about that stuff, I only care about doing right for our Country," he added.

"MAGA is about WINNING and STRENGTH in not allowing Iran to have Nuclear Weapons," he added. "MAGA is about MAKING AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, and these people have no idea how to do that, BUT I DO, because THE UNITED STATES IS NOW THE “HOTTEST” COUNTRY ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD!"

https://www.rawstory.com/trump-2676695051/

Uh oh. I'm guessing Ronny "Dr Feelgood" Jackson might have just adjusted Grampy's meds.

Patsy “Resistance Kitty” Evans Ph.D.
‪@drharmony.net‬
👀huh?

👀huh?

— Patsy “Resistance Kitty” Evans Ph.D. (@drharmony.net) 2026-04-09T16:44:52.277Z

WWJD? Apparently not what MJ did. OOOPSIE.

Ex-ally calls out Mike Johnson for supporting anti-Christian move: 'Not what Jesus said'

https://www.rawstory.com/mtg-mike-johnson-iran-civilization/

Former Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA) accused Speaker Mike Johnson (R-LA) of not following the teachings of Jesus Christ because he had supported President Donald Trump after a threat to destroy Iran's entire civilization in one night.

During an interview with CNN on Thursday, Greene called Trump's apocalyptic threat "insanity."

"I really hope to see people in leadership in Washington, D.C., get back on track and care about regular Americans," Greene said. "I think I'm one of the few honest Republicans willing to talk about it. Everyone else is just afraid to speak out against the president because they're terrified of having an ugly Truth Social post dropped on them or a primary challenge."

"They're cowards. And I really have to call out the speaker, Mike Johnson, who calls himself a Christian," she added. "I don't know how he can stand by those words. That's what was so offensive to me. Any Christian serving in Congress or serving in the Senate and serving in the administration really needs to take pause and ask themselves, as a Christian, do you really support the president calling for the annihilation, calling to wipe out an entire civilization of people? And I don't think you should because that's not what Jesus said and that's not what Christianity is all about."

Woman who used to scream from the rooftops about Grampy's "tough rhetoric" now calls it "insanity."

Aaron Rupar

‪@atrupar.com‬
CNN: The White House is claiming it was the president's tough rhetoric that brought Iran to its knees


MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE: I'm sorry. That's not 'tough rhetoric.' It's insanity. It's calling for the murder of an entire civilization

CNN: The White House is claiming it was the president's tough rhetoric that brought Iran to its knees


MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE: I'm sorry. That's not 'tough rhetoric.' It's insanity. It's calling for the murder of an entire civilization

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) 2026-04-09T14:45:27.401Z

"You usually get something back in a deal...just a tip."

@Boom-WhatsGoingOn.bsky.social
‪@boom-whatsgoingon.bsky.social‬

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Cartoon view of a dangerous & colossal failure by this regime…

Cartoon view of a dangerous & colossal failure by this regime…

— @Boom-WhatsGoingOn.bsky.social (@boom-whatsgoingon.bsky.social) 2026-04-09T14:53:08.263Z

If Graham Platner unseats Susan Collins, who will be left in the Senate to express deep concern?

US Senate hopeful Graham Platner wants Democrats to “deal with” the Supreme Court if they retake power in November and launch oversight and possible impeachments to remove justices from office.

Amid President Donald Trump’s historic unpopularity, Democrats are heavily favored to retake the House of Representatives and have gained momentum in the Senate, where Platner’s bid to unseat five-term incumbent Sen. Susan Collins (R-Maine) could prove decisive.

But the Supreme Court’s 6-3 conservative majority has the potential to effectively veto any significant actions a future Democratic Congress or president may seek to take, despite increasing doubts among the American public about its legitimacy and impartiality.

Its image as an independent arbiter of justice has come under further scrutiny as multiple justices have been embroiled in corruption scandals. This is where Platner believes Democrats could have options.

https://www.rawstory.com/if-dems-retake-congress-supreme-court-justices-could-be-impeached/

"The face of the human who's the farthest away from planet who STILL has to hear that voice"

George Takei

‪@georgetakei.bsky.social‬
I watched that cringe-filled moment. On behalf of the people who share this rock with you, we’re sorry that HE had to be a part of any of your historic journey.

I watched that cringe-filled moment. On behalf of the people who share this rock with you, we’re sorry that HE had to be a part of any of your historic journey.

— George Takei (@georgetakei.bsky.social) 2026-04-09T01:46:54.199Z

Netanyahu: "We'll achieve our objectives through agreement or fighting. Our finger is on the trigger."

MeidasTouch

‪@meidastouch.com‬
Netanyahu: We [Israel] still have objectives to complete, and we will achieve them either through agreement or by renewing the fighting.

Our finger is on the trigger.

Netanyahu: We [Israel] still have objectives to complete, and we will achieve them either through agreement or by renewing the fighting.

Our finger is on the trigger.

— MeidasTouch (@meidastouch.com) 2026-04-09T14:36:18.192Z