Fauci v MTG [View all]

As I watched MTG sparring with Dr. Fauci at the latest look-busy-but-accomplish-nothing hearing, I kept wishing the good doctor would insert the term "peach-tree dish" as often as possible into his responses
to her inane questions.

He also could have explained that his team hoped to destroy the Covid-19 virus with Jewish Space Lasers, but was advised by the Gazpacho Police that they were all being used to start wildfires in California again this summer.

If stupidity was a crme, MTG would have been in-dick-ted years ago.