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EarlG

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9. To be fair, neither you nor I know for sure whether JD Vance actually fucked his couch

Reply to question everything (Reply #8)

Fri Jul 26, 2024, 12:52 PM

Jul 26

Personally I think he should make a statement either confirming or denying this sordid tale, because he needs to clear this up for the American people once and for all. If he doesn't deny it, I'll just have to assume it's true.

Also, if he does deny it, he's definitely lying.

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MAGA! [View all] EarlG Jul 26 OP

Really. It was determined to not be true so why propagate it here? question everything Jul 26 #1

everyone knows it's untrue... but it's funny WarGamer Jul 26 #2

Because it's funny EarlG Jul 26 #3

I was very against DUers trying to spread this story as if it's true, but as long as everyone knows it was highplainsdem Jul 26 #20

As I posted yesterday - Read 'Fear and Loathing On the Campaign Trail' by Hunter S. Thompson GoneOffShore Jul 26 #5

Thank you. I just think that on DU we pride ourselves on being truthful, we are even invited question everything Jul 26 #8

To be fair, neither you nor I know for sure whether JD Vance actually fucked his couch EarlG Jul 26 #9

Earl, you know True Dough Jul 26 #28

Or whether the couch popped a spring and louslobbs Jul 26 #36

Yeah, yeah, yeah. We take the 'high road', and that presents a good target for getting shot at. GoneOffShore Jul 26 #10

They can do the same to our candidates, you know, and we will not have the justification of "high road." question everything Jul 26 #25

Where have you been? Keepthesoulalive Jul 26 #33

Are you saying we should couch it? StarryNite Jul 26 #6

Fwiw, snopes has lost credibility as a fact checker... getagrip_already Jul 26 #11

Hell, Colbert did a monologue piece on it last night! lastlib Jul 26 #19

Vance needs to go on TV and deny ever f'king a couch. TomSlick Jul 26 #37

It is getting him "press". republianmushroom Jul 26 #4

Yeah, I don't believe it, gab13by13 Jul 26 #7

Couchfluffing puts the love into the love seat. Kid Berwyn Jul 26 #12

Laughing one's ass off at Vance is a valid action. MineralMan Jul 26 #13

It's true unless proven otherwise (refer to trump/Obama/birth certificate/lies/innuendo/"just asking"/"I heard"/etc.) AnotherMother4Peace Jul 26 #14

Reminds me of a Lyndon Johnson story. Elessar Zappa Jul 26 #18

Vance's couch memes make me smile LetMyPeopleVote Jul 26 #15

Funny how they hate it when it is done to them... BrianTheEVGuy Jul 26 #16

There's no putting the toothpaste back in the tube on this one, though. Sky Jewels Jul 26 #22

And I'm here for it NT BrianTheEVGuy Jul 26 #24

Same! Sky Jewels Jul 26 #30

Thanks! BrianTheEVGuy Jul 26 #32

more cushion for the pushin southmost Jul 26 #17

If it's not true, then why not Just Deny it Vance? Hermit-The-Prog Jul 26 #21

Move over couch, we have Dolphins now. 😱😆 sheshe2 Jul 26 #23

Did you see my reply 20, sheshe? highplainsdem Jul 26 #26

I did now🤣🤣🤣🤣😁 sheshe2 Jul 26 #27

Guess that's why they call it a "love seat"! Initech Jul 26 #29

Love means never having to say you're a sofa 🤡 blogslug Jul 26 #31

Please don't Keepthesoulalive Jul 26 #34

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha Rubyshoo Jul 26 #35