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13. JD drinks Diet Mt. Dew, unsweetened iced tea, makes instant grits, biscuits from a can

Wed Sep 4, 2024, 01:16 PM

Sep 2024

owns several homes but none of them are mobile,
never used the "outside fridge" in winter for drinks (I steal jobs from racist idiots and I grew up using the outside fridge as a brown Appalachian-American)
doesn't know how to snap and string beans
spread margarine on his biscuits
has actual cookies in the Royal Dansk tin at his house

There's tons more online if you google JD Vance memes

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Fugelsang: Vance is toast [View all] kpete Sep 2024 OP

Lol, that will piss off any woman Bev54 Sep 2024 #1

Hey, that pissed me off...I'm a guy... MiHale Sep 2024 #4

LOL thanks for the reminder, mine never cooked. Bev54 Sep 2024 #5

I cook, she bakes, we both clean the home... MiHale Sep 2024 #6

My Son is the baker True Blue American Sep 2024 #48

My stovetop right now BaronChocula Sep 2024 #18

Wow! SimplyHadEnough Sep 2024 #19

They aren't like the ones I grew up with BaronChocula Sep 2024 #29

Lodge is awful True Blue American Sep 2024 #47

I'd be interested to know how it works BaronChocula Sep 2024 #64

They may have been Griswold pans Woodwizard Sep 2024 #54

I remember my mother's large Griswold skillet. wnylib Sep 2024 #57

I looked for a brand name on them BaronChocula Sep 2024 #65

omg! your stove is so CLEAN! orleans Sep 2024 #31

Luckily you can't see the drip pans BaronChocula Sep 2024 #35

This message was self-deleted by its author ArkansasDemocrat1 Sep 2024 #39

Those skillets are BEAUTIES!! Shiny, glossy, well seasoned! maspaha Sep 2024 #42

Do you soak it in bleach after and are your eggs from only straight cows? Brainfodder Sep 2024 #26

Even men who don't cook do eat soldierant Sep 2024 #33

It doesn't piss me off but I vaguely remember that it is a 'bad thing' Jack Valentino Sep 2024 #37

As unlikable as he is... radical noodle Sep 2024 #52

It would piss me, a guy off... Gaytano70 Sep 2024 #12

And my husband! He's the cook of the family. calimary Sep 2024 #15

Same same! catchnrelease Sep 2024 #46

My son is the cook here and he loves my cast iron. I wash them with soap. They're 50 years old and so seasoned I can ratchiweenie Sep 2024 #53

Whatta moran! MiHale Sep 2024 #2

Lie central scrutinizer Sep 2024 #3

LOL.. Now that is a mortal sin (even among atheists) hlthe2b Sep 2024 #7

That boy ain't right in the head. ms liberty Sep 2024 #8

That sounds nasty considering his wife is his dishwasher. twodogsbarking Sep 2024 #9

good one lol nt et tu Sep 2024 #14

This sounds like the dirty joke about what his wife and their diswasher have in common. TheBlackAdder Sep 2024 #43

OMG, that's like the anti-Tim Walz fixed your bicycle Susan Calvin Sep 2024 #10

Here's the image for anyone who can't see it. ShazzieB Sep 2024 #11

Thank you! LauraInLA Sep 2024 #16

Thanks a bunch. steventh Sep 2024 #20

JD drinks Diet Mt. Dew, unsweetened iced tea, makes instant grits, biscuits from a can IronLionZion Sep 2024 #13

Not instant grits!!!! Old Crank Sep 2024 #21

No self respecting southerner uses instant grits! IronLionZion Sep 2024 #23

You eat grits with red eye gravy made from made from frying up ham steak, too... CTyankee Sep 2024 #28

Or shrimp is great too IronLionZion Sep 2024 #30

"Vance. . . has actual cookies in the Royal Dansk tin at his house." Collimator Sep 2024 #59

Even when I see the tins wrapped in plastic at the store, IronLionZion Sep 2024 #62

No one has any idea. . . Collimator Sep 2024 #63

I actually like Royal Dansk cookies! nt Susan Calvin Sep 2024 #66

I was wondering who ate all the cookies IronLionZion Sep 2024 #67

Someone's got to do it. Collimator Sep 2024 #69

Henckels Cutlery A_Steel_Magnolia Sep 2024 #17

...and doesn't season it afterwards! lastlib Sep 2024 #22

LOL LetMyPeopleVote Sep 2024 #24

The kind of guy that uses Prep-H on the wrong orifice? Brainfodder Sep 2024 #25

I'm a 3rd generation Texan who gave up schlepping my seasoned cast iron skilled around just too long. CTyankee Sep 2024 #27

I put Okra in my Gumbo ArkansasDemocrat1 Sep 2024 #40

I am with your husband on Okra. True Blue American Sep 2024 #49

Fried okra is good, but I like it boiled. It's the slime that people don't like. I love the slime! CTyankee Sep 2024 #61

JD Vance doesn't put the toilet seat back down nt Quixote1818 Sep 2024 #32

He throws away his bacon grease kwijybo Sep 2024 #34

I season my skillets with bacon grease ArkansasDemocrat1 Sep 2024 #41

Bacon in your green beans. True Blue American Sep 2024 #50

Pressure cooker is my favorite kwijybo Sep 2024 #70

I really did canetoad Sep 2024 #36

I have at least one cast-iron skillet around here somewhere--- Jack Valentino Sep 2024 #38

Rusts immediately. usonian Sep 2024 #45

Coarse 4" wire wheel in a drill cleans that right up. Woodwizard Sep 2024 #55

Yup, a lot of work. Most people won't have the power tools, nor the patience to re-season the pan. NT usonian Sep 2024 #56

Not linseed oil? Conjuay Sep 2024 #60

Never used it Woodwizard Sep 2024 #68

Wow. Nt Figarosmom Sep 2024 #44

That man claims to be a hillbilly. His granny would have taught him how to treat a cast iron pan. mucholderthandirt Sep 2024 #51

I have my Grandmothers cast iron skillet.. she was born in the 1890's .. i still use it Peacetrain Sep 2024 #58