General Discussion

Honey, you really look rather "nice" in your white "T" shirt and yellow jail suit. Little short of the make-up but you probably won't be needing a lot of make-up where you are heading, will you? Don't worry, Baby, nine (9) years will pass by in no time in the Colorado Women's Correctional Facility. You'll learn new job skills like prison laundry; kitchen clean up; toilet scrubbing; etc. You'll soon make "new" friends with all the "fine" people whom you may be sharing a "small" prison cell with during your "incarceration." You're a little "red" around the eyes. Have you been crying? Cheer up -- look on the bright side -- maybe former President Trump will come and visit with you on some "visitation" day. You know, when you are feeling "blue" and "depressed" -- just remember how "grateful" Donald Trump is for all you did for him.