Elon's black MAGA hat (not red) [View all]

When someone wears a hat that is different from everyone else's, it means they want to be distinguished. I think maybe Elon wants to own the United States. Like Putin, Elon could be trying to take over America through Trump and the misguided MAGA losties Trump owns.

True, Elon could just be crazy now. But it seems more likely to me that he's just out-crazying Trump to get cred with the losties. On Twitter, you can see that, while a majority of his posts are now just standard MAGA cray-cray lying, many of them are cogent.