General Discussion

Mix 3 parts mineral oil, with 1 part witch hazel, add the coloring and a scent.

Use red coloring and call your mixture "Heat".

Blue coloring, "Calm".

Green can be "Soothing". (for body aches)

You get the picture.

Tell your would-be buyers that this product can fit their every mood and if you need a lift, pick a fragrance to enhance how you want to be feeling.

Charge about 50 bucks a bottle.

Call it organic, made with spring water and only the purest oils and scents.

Play up all the magical healing vibes, passion crap. Say it's the patriot's choice.

Sell it in 8-ounce glass bottles with simple labels.

Call it "Essence of MAGA".

Make sure when ordering they have to opt out of automatic monthly re-ordering, that way some will be enrolled for an automatic monthly payment because they will neglect to opt out and your profits will increase.

Pure MAGA.