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Rock Fly

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47. We should have results tonight

Tue Nov 5, 2024, 04:18 PM

Nov 2024

Third world countries count their ballots on election day.

We are the United States of America. No reason to take several days. NONE!

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Has-Been President Demands Results Tonight! [View all] MineralMan Nov 2024 OP

I would like that too lame54 Nov 2024 #1

Wouldn't we all! ShazzieB Nov 2024 #44

Good! He will be in a frothy lather by 9pm. flying_wahini Nov 2024 #2

I don't get this ScratchCat Nov 2024 #3

Well, he needs to know whether to fuel up his jet. MineralMan Nov 2024 #6

Why? TwilightZone Nov 2024 #12

News from the future: Cheeto lands in Buenos Aires! peppertree Nov 2024 #36

Because more democrats vote early, and more republicans vote on election day (at least traditionally), LisaL Nov 2024 #7

A rational person would recognize there are a LOT of ballots to count and it takes time. Attilatheblond Nov 2024 #38

Well, THERE'S your problem! "A rational person" Maeve Nov 2024 #39

Oooookay! Attilatheblond Nov 2024 #43

He needs enough results in to make a semi-plausible fake victory declaration. TwilightZone Nov 2024 #9

Because typically the red votes come in early Wednesdays Nov 2024 #10

At least in PA, we had to wait a long time in a 2020 election for a Biden to pull ahead. LisaL Nov 2024 #13

I wish nobody gave results until the entire state is done tabulating and submits at once. jimfields33 Nov 2024 #17

Election night 2020.. agingdem Nov 2024 #16

Resulting in early symptoms of acute enterocolitis? Backseat Driver Nov 2024 #4

One hopes so. MineralMan Nov 2024 #8

Former president TwilightZone Nov 2024 #5

Has-Been works for me. MineralMan Nov 2024 #11

They're two different things, and he's both. TwilightZone Nov 2024 #18

Works for me, too! MorbidButterflyTat Nov 2024 #29

The one and only thing I agree with the man on KnoxVol Nov 2024 #14

Welcome To DU! ProfessorGAC Nov 2024 #23

Well if his party would quit suing and sending bomb BlueKota Nov 2024 #15

May he get his wish... Charlie Chapulin Nov 2024 #19

Boy howdy how he'd piss and moan then intrepidity Nov 2024 #27

I demand The Unmitigated Gall Nov 2024 #20

In 2020 he insisted that vote counting should stop when the polls closed Ocelot II Nov 2024 #21

If Harris is ahead then, what do you think he'll do? intrepidity Nov 2024 #28

Also ran: 'Orange Menace'.... sprinkleeninow Nov 2024 #22

As my daddy always said William769 Nov 2024 #24

He needs to know when to jump on the plane Bayard Nov 2024 #25

Is there any hope that he will stomp his feet and vanish forever in a puff of (smelly) smoke? Wicked Blue Nov 2024 #26

He's an old man... they hate to wait. Srkdqltr Nov 2024 #30

He wants to be declared winner before big, diverse urban ballots are counted Attilatheblond Nov 2024 #41

Results are: "YOU LOST!" louis-t Nov 2024 #31

Does he realize there is more than one time zone in this country?? Iris Nov 2024 #32

There is no number large enough to count the things he does not realize. MineralMan Nov 2024 #33

Won't happen DownriverDem Nov 2024 #34

Seen elsewhere on DU: sweet potato Hitler. Hermit-The-Prog Nov 2024 #35

Orange turd does not make the rules. Hope22 Nov 2024 #37

He thinks Rs vote later, on Election Day, but they made a push to get Rs to vote early this year Bernardo de La Paz Nov 2024 #40

I bet before the polls even close he will declare victory and then scream it was stolen when it shows VP Harris won kimbutgar Nov 2024 #42

"Let's get you to bed, Grampaw! We'll tell you what happened when it happens" Jack Valentino Nov 2024 #45

It's a perfect "Old man screams at cloud" moment Warpy Nov 2024 #46

We should have results tonight Rock Fly Nov 2024 #47

HONEY!!!! We're going to need more Depends!!! ProudMNDemocrat Nov 2024 #48