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carpetbagger

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13. My phone texts say it all...

Reply to TheProle (Original post)

Tue Nov 19, 2024, 08:32 PM

Nov 19

girlfriend, a public school teacher: "Are you serious? I thought the puppy killer was going to do that."
me: "The puppy killer will run Homeland Security."
girlfriend "Oh yeah, that's right"

Said girlfriend is a Baptist who said we're going to Canada if she has to teach Bible lessons in school.

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