Dear MAGA [View all]

Your side won the national elections, but you seem to think that you've won some sort of sports championship where you get have a parade and wear a t-shirt. That maybe true of the KC Chiefs, but no one is asking Pat Mahomes or Andy Reid about their plans for healthcare. With your victories come the awesome responsibilities of governing. You have complete control of our government and media. So now you have to deliver, and our expectations are high. We demand nothing short of pure Utopia by next year.

We want zero UE.
We want zero inflation.
We want high paying jobs.
We want a stock market that's booming.
We want affordable housing.

We want it all because that's what you promised us. That's what you've been telling us if we gave you power. Well now, you have the power. So deliver.