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Zorro

(16,974 posts) Mon Jan 13, 2025, 11:58 AM Jan 13

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Musk's Dept. of Government Efficiency Cuts Position of Vice President [View all]

Elon Musk’s Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) has eliminated the position of vice president of the United States, Musk announced on Monday.

“The job of the vice president is to fill in for the president if he falls ill,” Musk said. “This seemed unnecessary since I’m in superb health.”

Musk added that he was inspired to cut the VP position “because JD Vance hasn’t been seen in weeks and no one’s missed him.”

According to sources within DOGE, Vance will immediately be reassigned as a used Tesla salesman.

https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/musks-dept-of-government-efficiency

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Musk's Dept. of Government Efficiency Cuts Position of Vice President [View all] Zorro Jan 13 OP

Lmao SARose Jan 13 #1

Same here. Ray Bruns Jan 13 #5

Not Department: It's the Deception Obfuscating Goverment Elimination. But Borowitz is a great wit. . . nt Bernardo de La Paz Jan 13 #2

JD Vance hasn't been seen in weeks and no one's missed him. patphil Jan 13 #3

It's hard to tell satire from 'truth'. spanone Jan 13 #4

That's a nice idea because shortly Miami Blue Jan 13 #6

His stupid has no bounds. Oops! Joinfortmill Jan 13 #7

Let's cut POTUS and SCOTUS please! LeftInTX Jan 13 #8

Does Borowitz read my Spurious News posts? jmowreader Jan 13 #9

Who is this Vance guy they are talking about? 😀 Wonder Why Jan 13 #10

Borowitz kills me. louis-t Jan 13 #11

im glad i re read the by line . hem. AllaN01Bear Jan 13 #12

Vance can rotate into the Tesla Department of Atrocious Customer Service too. NBachers Jan 13 #13

LOL Kali Jan 13 #14

Oh then vp t-rump just got axed PortTack Jan 13 #15

'Vance will immediately be reassigned as a used Tesla salesman.' Dem2theMax Jan 13 #16

Actually, this makes sense. Former vp, John Nance Garner described the position of 3Hotdogs Jan 13 #17

Hahaha Dem4life1970 Jan 13 #18

Got me! LNM Jan 13 #19