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Godot51

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3. If I had a Trillion Dollars...
Wed Feb 5, 2025, 01:37 AM
Wednesday

Every night little boy musk goes to sleep dreaming he'll magically awaken as the world's first "trillionaire".

Then he'll preen himself and declare how hard he worked to put himself where he is.

After all, he impregnated his mother from within, pulled himself out of the womb, cut the umbilical cord with his teeth, swallowed the placenta whole, and made his first billion before his first little shit.

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