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struggle4progress

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Thu Feb 13, 2025, 12:34 AM Feb 2025

Preview of tomorrow's headlines [View all]


41 votes, 0 passes | Time left: Unlimited
Don't worry! Be happy!
1 (2%)
Kash Patel refuses to say whether he has ever met anybody
1 (2%)
White House posts beloved recipe for Jim Jones' koolaid pickles
1 (2%)
After Musk's son's comments, Noem offers to take child hunting near Guantanamo
7 (17%)
Americans excitedly studying declassified documents explaining how President was assassinated
0 (0%)
Following DOGE-recommended cost-saving moves, Washington Post prints completely blank edition
2 (5%)
SpaceX hires former teenaged employees of Oceangate to design Mars migration rockets and capsules
1 (2%)
CDC recommends wait-staff cough and sneeze on at least fifteen customers each day to boost natural immunity
3 (7%)
Heritage Society investigation reveals many uneducated racist half-wits unfairly excluded from government and industry jobs
25 (61%)
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Preview of tomorrow's headlines [View all] struggle4progress Feb 2025 OP
Got a good laugh out of all. Silent Type Feb 2025 #1
Optional dweller Feb 2025 #2
Man, it was hard to pick just one! intheflow Feb 2025 #3
Trump announces intention to own and occupy Kazakhstan mahina Feb 2025 #4
I just hope to be reading a few obituaries etc. one can hope.... Meowmee Feb 2025 #5
Most likely: usonian Feb 2025 #6
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