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haele

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39. Back in the day, it was called "Simony" in Christian Religions.
Thu Mar 27, 2025, 03:35 PM
Mar 2025

Attributed to Simon Magus in the book of Acts. It's the selling of spiritual blessings or forgiveness initiated by the person in spiritual power instead of charity or a gift freely given by someone who felt the need to balance a sin. Also, someone who buys the right to sell holy or spiritual relics from Christian Churches for their own profit to sell blessings or forgiveness is guilty of Simony.

Typically punished on earth by excommunication, (unless, of course it was a higher level church politician - in those cases, they were typically barred from being able to rise to a higher office, if they gave the Bishop or Cardinal a cut to be forgiven in ecclesiastical court.)

At the time Simony was a crime (around 300 CE to around the Enlightenment) it was understood someone committing Simony was a serious form of Blaspheming God, Christ, or the Saints - and both you and the desperate noob you sold to was going to the eighth circle of Hell - near the Murderers and Traitors - unless someone really high up was able to intercede for you.

For Paula White and her Prosperity Gospel scammers, I think that's about right ..

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A thousand-dollar sacrilege. calimary Mar 2025 #1
Does she take Bitcoin? dchill Mar 2025 #2
Does she take monopoly money? pfitz59 Mar 2025 #10
Frauds and Grifters. sheshe2 Mar 2025 #3
it's such a betrayal of jesus proud patriot Mar 2025 #4
And the last laugh will be HIS! eom AKwannabe Mar 2025 #7
PT Barnum was right, there's a sucker born every minute.nt Phoenix61 Mar 2025 #5
Literally ₿ money changers ₿ usonian Mar 2025 #6
Sounds like the Catholic Church to me FirstLight Mar 2025 #8
They don't have a Red Letter Bible. They don't multigraincracker Mar 2025 #17
I'll sell that consumer base some blessings for $995. A bargain! AmericaUnderSiege Mar 2025 #9
What a bargain! Satan can go jump in a lake! Blue Owl Mar 2025 #11
Everything is for sale now COL Mustard Mar 2025 #12
Not quite billboards but close: LoisB Mar 2025 #14
Hydroxychloroquine For The Soul!!!! Halleluiah!!!!!!! BurnDoubt Mar 2025 #15
Does it come with a free Trump bible? RazorbackExpat Mar 2025 #13
Extra. Think. Again. Mar 2025 #22
For another Grand you can "Mentor" an Altar Boy. BurnDoubt Mar 2025 #16
I had the same thought about that guardrail thing too. EarnestPutz Mar 2025 #32
And it's all tax free for them. multigraincracker Mar 2025 #18
⬆⬆⬆THIS⬆⬆⬆ Think. Again. Mar 2025 #23
This Is Christ the King, whom shepherds guard... GreenWave Mar 2025 #30
YES! BaronChocula Mar 2025 #19
Fortunately you can still see Heavy Metal Paula White for free Seinan Sensei Mar 2025 #20
The kid does look like Jesus, doesn't he? Cool. EarnestPutz Mar 2025 #33
The perverse parts are not that this is allowed DFW Mar 2025 #21
She is just like the cons on the 4 and 5 am commercials/informercials for miracle spring water etc. Meowmee Mar 2025 #24
There's a great read at the link. The author, Mark Wingfield, really has her number... Hekate Mar 2025 #25
Hold it. The grape juice from the Holy Land but not the olive wood cups? underpants Mar 2025 #27
Baptist News Global is an online independent news journal focused on news mostly related to Baptists especially those lees1975 Mar 2025 #44
Thanks for the info. I instantly thought of Jimmy Carter. Glad to hear about Al Gore... Hekate Mar 2025 #45
Christ on a cracker. amerikat Mar 2025 #26
This woman should be... Mike Nelson Mar 2025 #28
If they donate $1000 to a food bank, do they get the same 7 blessings? Bernardo de La Paz Mar 2025 #29
More like "a thousandfold" I'd guess EarnestPutz Mar 2025 #34
As prophesied in Genesis GreenWave Mar 2025 #31
What a great video, from the Golden Age of MTV and teevee evangelists EarnestPutz Mar 2025 #35
"As soon as the money in the coffer rings, the soul from purgatory springs" -- Johann Tetzel, indulgence seller. /nt artemisia1 Mar 2025 #36
Dear Paula, A message to you from a well known commentator on the Bible.... no charge. Ping Tung Mar 2025 #37
It's sad to think that Twain's views on this were considered.... EarnestPutz Mar 2025 #38
Back in the day, it was called "Simony" in Christian Religions. haele Mar 2025 #39
isn't this the whacked-out preacher who's married to Jonathan Cain... keep_left Mar 2025 #40
I would imagine BeneteauBum Mar 2025 #41
Believe in stone-age magical stories and you're obligated to crap like this lindysalsagal Mar 2025 #42
'Selling miracles on the side': Rachel Maddow calls out WH official's 'YouTube evangelism' LetMyPeopleVote Mar 2025 #43
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