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Aristus

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16. "Are you bringing any valuable items into the United States

Reply to Otto_Harper (Original post)

Wed Apr 2, 2025, 02:17 PM

Apr 2

for sale or re-sale?”

“Yes.”

“Please declare these items.”

“A metric ton of fentanyl.”

“Thank you for declaring your items. You are approved for admittance. Welcome to the United States.”

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'Mad king': Trump baffles observers by suggesting he'll tariff illegal drugs [View all] Otto_Harper Apr 2 OP

With an exemption for Don JR's dealer. jls4561 Apr 2 #1

Well, if anyone still needed proof that he's insane, there it is. Dave Bowman Apr 2 #2

Of course the fentanyl dealers will declare their imports at the border Ocelot II Apr 2 #3

Mafia Don just wants his cut from the illegal drug trade. sop Apr 2 #4

He's an idiot JoseBalow Apr 2 #5

He's an idiot that doesn't know that he's an idiot. SammyWinstonJack Apr 2 #20

Unfortunately for the rest of us, that's the worst kind JoseBalow Apr 2 #24

And I never thought he'd have a good idea! Hard to collect on but heck of a concept. dutch777 Apr 2 #6

The stupid motherfucker Aviation Pro Apr 2 #7

Even If You're Correct... ProfessorGAC Apr 2 #10

What???? This makes no sense at all TommieMommy Apr 2 #8

How dumb does he think his base is? subterranean Apr 2 #9

He absolutely knows how dumb his base is. He plays them like a harp. It's allegorical oracle Apr 2 #25

I don't think he means he's putting tariffs on fentanyl. Qutzupalotl Apr 2 #11

That's probably it - Trump's usual garbled rhetoric. Disaffected Apr 2 #21

I saw another clip and he definitely said tariffs on fentanyl. yardwork Apr 2 #22

You're giving him way to much credit... Wiz Imp Apr 2 #29

This message was self-deleted by its author Qutzupalotl Apr 2 #37

The *value*, not the drug itself. Qutzupalotl Apr 3 #41

Nope Wiz Imp Apr 3 #42

It's just a cover story. Qutzupalotl Apr 3 #44

Trump is now speaking in his native language: Imbecilish. Ping Tung Apr 2 #12

"Imbecilish" needs to be designated as the officiial language of MAGA. sop Apr 2 #14

For the common MAGAs it will be limited to words with no more than 5 letters. Ping Tung Apr 2 #15

Trump operates like mob boss. He wants a cut from traffickers delisen Apr 2 #13

"Are you bringing any valuable items into the United States Aristus Apr 2 #16

Maybe he can collect tariffs from the coyotes who bring yellowcanine Apr 2 #17

Trump is showing more signs of his senility LetMyPeopleVote Apr 2 #18

The method to the madness Cirsium Apr 2 #19

I agree. This is all scripted. yardwork Apr 2 #23

Thanks Cirsium Apr 2 #31

Sorry, but there are numerous prominent psychologists and psychiatrists who Wiz Imp Apr 2 #30

Both can be true. yardwork Apr 2 #33

Who cares? Cirsium Apr 2 #35

What's baffling is that anyone believes Trump is sane Raven123 Apr 2 #26

Why? Cirsium Apr 2 #36

Just put a toll booth up at Elon's house. C_U_L8R Apr 2 #27

Donald, go directly to the smugglers and dealers. Norrrm Apr 2 #28

he is our buffoon RANDYWILDMAN Apr 2 #32

CIA rumored to generate $ through dope. Enjoy your stay trump. GreenWave Apr 2 #34

Well, Afghanistan got more favourable treatment on his big chart than any other country Bernardo de La Paz Apr 2 #38

I guess he forgot that it's an illegal market Meowmee Apr 2 #39

That does actually fit the way he's decide tariffs - the more imports from a country, the higher the tariffs muriel_volestrangler Apr 3 #40

Not the Onion Hekate Apr 3 #43