Salvadoran President Claims He Lacks Humanity To Return Wrongly Deported Man (The Onion) [View all]
Salvadoran President Claims He Lacks Humanity To Return Wrongly Deported Man
April 14, 2025

WASHINGTONDuring a visit with President Donald Trump at the White House, El Salvadors president Nayib Bukele claimed Monday that he lacks the humanity to return wrongly deported legal U.S. resident Kilmar Abrego Garcia back to America. How can I return an innocent man to the United States when I dont have the ability to feel empathy or compassion? said Bukele, explaining that hes consulted with his top advisors about the 29-year-old Maryland father being held in a Salvadoran prison, but none of them could find it in their hearts to care at all about the mans situation. Do you hear how ridiculous it sounds to expect that I could see myself reflected in another human beings experience? Even if I wanted to, theres no way I could acknowledge the plight of someone who is suffering because I am completely numb to the pain of others. My hands are tied because Im totally dead inside. At press time, President Trump had publicly thanked Bukele for his use of cruelty to project a facade of strength.
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https://theonion.com/salvadoran-president-claims-he-lacks-humanity-to-return-wrongly-deported-man/
"Use of cruelty to project a facade of strength" pretty much sums up the entire Mump administration.