Good news: taxpayers get a break from paying for Gourmet G.O.P. Golffe [View all]

That's right. The G.O.P. Draft-Dodger-in-Chief will not be luxuriating with Gourmet Golffing at taxpayer expense on Saturday, June 14 !!!!!!

He'll be busy modeling his new Bigly Man parade suit, and screwing taxpayers for $50 million or more for that. But not golf.

It's true. Americans across the storm-wracked plains (where unpicked fruit is rotting), will be spared on Saturday from the gross burden of paying for G.O.P. Billionaire Gourmet Luxury Golffe!

Sunday, of course is another matter, "Suckers."

Please celebrate responsibly!