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13. Every day brings his dirt nap closer

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sat Jun 14, 2025, 09:04 AM

Jun 2025

His dinner is 2 Big Macs, 2 filet of fish sandwiches, a McDonald’s Chocolate Milkshake,
he doesn’t exercise, he is 79, and he has had some medical emergencies too.

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex Jun 2025 OP

Fuck Trump Celerity Jun 2025 #1

There were so many candles on his birthday cake SocialDemocrat61 Jun 2025 #2

...and once the flames touched his hair-spray soaked combover... Buns_of_Fire Jun 2025 #3

Well, he's been a PANTS ON FIRE liar for so many years Martin Eden Jun 2025 #12

Fried by Zeus's lightening bolt in retribution for kraznov cursing the gods over parade weather forecast. SheltieLover Jun 2025 #4

We are waiting LetMyPeopleVote Jun 2025 #5

I am PRAYING FOR THE DAY.... Radical Lutheran Jun 2025 #6

I sure wish Thoughts and Prayers worked Seinan Sensei Jun 2025 #24

Uh Oh... Beware Newly Enlightened Elephants! hlthe2b Jun 2025 #7

You never fail malaise Jun 2025 #10

Excellent! SheltieLover Jun 2025 #30

Confused himself to death. Finally. How did it take so long? twodogsbarking Jun 2025 #8

No but he's 79 malaise Jun 2025 #9

+1. dalton99a Jun 2025 #11

Congratulations 🎊 surfered Jun 2025 #20

Every day brings his dirt nap closer Botany Jun 2025 #13

No fries? 🍟 SocialDemocrat61 Jun 2025 #18

"Accidentally" shot to death by a National Guardsman with very little firearms training. llmart Jun 2025 #14

In what is being described as occurring during one of her Cosplay performances, , surfered Jun 2025 #15

Stroked out when he found out that he was born on the same day as HarryM Jun 2025 #16

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Jun 2025 #17

- surfered Jun 2025 #21

Snicker! niyad Jun 2025 #22

It's his birthday. WestMichRad Jun 2025 #19

No. The goddamn cockroach is still scurrying around. Joinfortmill Jun 2025 #23

When the weather forced cancellation of his vulgar display of weakness, little Donnie went home sad. jls4561 Jun 2025 #25

Great writing kimbutgar Jun 2025 #26

Thanks. I had to do some heavy editing once I realized that I couldn't put in every insult I thought and still jls4561 Jun 2025 #27

Outstanding!!!! From your keyboard to karma's ear! SheltieLover Jun 2025 #29

Thank you. I may be old and infirm, but dammit, I can still type! jls4561 Jun 2025 #31

Same here, jls! SheltieLover Jun 2025 #32

This should be posted as its own OP! niyad Jun 2025 #35

Not yet ? Damn another day wasted, but a day closer. republianmushroom Jun 2025 #28

May the reaper come swiftly and terribly Blue Owl Jun 2025 #33

"A narcissist can't die because the entire world would end." - Victor Levin sop Jun 2025 #34