To paraphrase Country Joe McDonald: [View all]

Well come on all of you big strong MAGA men, Uncle Sam needs your help again,
He got himself in a terrible jam, way down yonder in Iran,
Put down your books and pick up a gun, we're gunna have a whole lotta fun.

And its 1,2,3 what are we fightin for?
Don't ask me i don't give a damn, the next stop is Iran,
And its 5,6,7 open up the pearly gates.

Well there ain't no time to wonder why...WHOPEE we're all gunna die.