Trump's bullshit G.I. Joe antics will play out exactly the same as when he caught COVID. [View all]

A 24/7 medical team of the most skilled doctors in the world and treatments that were not available to the average person walking into their local emergency room. Got a boner over the idea of returning to the White House, standing on the upper balcony, ripping open his shirt and revealing a big Superman "S." Was fortunately talked out of it.

It was the SAME FUCKING THINKING that led him to boast that at dinner, he got "an extra dish of sauce" for his fucking chicken and "2 scoops of ice cream instead of one," because "I am the president."

He didn't give a fuck about ANYONE WHO DIED OF COVID, because Walter Reed powdered his fat bum and gave him 2 scoops and tucked him in and told him goddamned bedtime stories, and if the 400,000+ Americans who DIED ON HIS WATCH didn't receive the same, well...sucks to be them, good to be King.

THIS IS HOW HE THINKS.

And this business of trolling Iran on his Twitter rip-off site can't possibly come to any kind of good end.

If people die as the result of his recklessness, he'll say it wasn't his fault, he'll go golfing, and then waddle up to his Omelet Bar for extra bacon. He won't give a fuck, he'll say it's proof that he had to strike, even though the idea of Iran striking without first being provoked is highly dubious. The MAGAts will believe what he tells them to believe and the Congressional Republicans will get out the knee pads so that they can go around in a circle and praise Dear Leader's "bold and decisive leadership." The media will focus on that, not the "suckers and losers" who lost it all because of a fat-assed 79 year old rapist felon reality TV star squatting in the Oval Office.