Mark Zuckerberg moved to tears as he learns that he can now afford three meals a day, every day [View all]

"It's a dream come true," Zuckerberg told reporters. "I can now have breakfast, lunch, and dinner every day, thanks to President Trump's tax cuts. I can have chicken nuggets and mac and cheese and ice cream for dessert! I can afford to maintain my home permanent treatments AND eat THREE FUN MEALS every day! President Trump, you rock!'

The 14 million Americans posed to lose their Medicaid coverage could not be reached for comment.