General Discussion

Whorehouse hotel in DC, I went to the website and look at the pictures.

Ivanka was apparently in charge of the spa, and although the website did not disclose whether or not 15 year old girls were a feature of the spa, it was not what I would call understated.

So Ivanka is the perfect person to coordinate the tacky spectacle that will shame our country on its sestercenntenial.

Rumor has a that gift bags will feature barf bags depicting signers of the Declaration of Independence, who undoubtedly will be wishful for barf bags with 47’s likeness.