Your best guess as to who's authoring the White House Twitter Page these days? [View all]

The tweets are all trolling, all fawning over Trump, all touting his imaginary "accomplishments."

Miller, Cheung, and Leavitt all have venomous streaks, with maybe Cheung being the worst of the three, so I can't decide who's actually writing this crap. Gut's telling me all three are taking turns.

Cheung thinks he's a laff riot. His stench wafts across the page, whether he's writing the tweets, or just an "inspiration" to someone else.