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12. His arteries were reported as "shimmering" and his resting heart rate was so

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Tue Dec 2, 2025, 04:11 PM

Dec 2025

steady the EKG machine asked if he was "meditating" or merely "enlightened."

Some clever folks work in his office.

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WONDERFUL! lamp_shade Dec 2025 #1

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Perhaps the bone density scan dickthegrouch Dec 2025 #3

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OMG MorbidButterflyTat Dec 2025 #10

They talked about wood and early morning achievements dickthegrouch Dec 2025 #11

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I'd prefer that it's clear who is writing these. LuckyLib Dec 2025 #34

He's said he has input. BannonsLiver Dec 2025 #42

I am a fan. I just wasn't sure if he writes these. LuckyLib Dec 2025 #48

His staff probably submits multiple ideas for his approval Alice Kramden Dec 2025 #44

Well Dozing Don can't be writing all his Historic NY Dec 2025 #55

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His arteries were reported as "shimmering" and his resting heart rate was so allegorical oracle Dec 2025 #12

Did you notice that the signature reads "Dr. This Is A Joke" ? FadedMullet Dec 2025 #13

Wow! MorbidButterflyTat Dec 2025 #20

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That was my favorite part, too! MorbidButterflyTat Dec 2025 #19

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Trolling Trump. MarineCombatEngineer Dec 2025 #17

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I've always thought.. Doc_Technical Dec 2025 #22

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Ha, ha, ha! Brilliant! PatSeg Dec 2025 #24

I had Newsom as my early pick, but this led to some digging about his personal life Pompoy Dec 2025 #26

Not sure what you mean about Newsom's wife, but how Positively Horrible. Zackzzzz Dec 2025 #31

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He still does obamanut2012 Dec 2025 #59

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Maybe we should run a Rapist like Trump . Why are you freaking out over Republican attacks JI7 Dec 2025 #54

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Not sure what leads you to assert that point Torchlight Dec 2025 #58

Really, After Rapist Trump we have to be afraid of consensual affairs with adults ? JI7 Dec 2025 #53

So, his wife being raped means he can't be President?! obamanut2012 Dec 2025 #57

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Whoever on Newsom's staff that is responsible for this is also responsible... LAS14 Dec 2025 #33

I agree! MorbidButterflyTat Dec 2025 #36

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