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usonian

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5. Announcing the first ENTIRELY A.I. Food Item.
Sun Dec 7, 2025, 08:10 PM
Dec 2025

• Ingredients chosen by AI
• Color chosen by AI
• Packaging Chosen by AI
• Flavor chosen by AI

Here is THE ALTMAN JOY CANDY BAR



And here's the magic.
THE INGREDIENTS ARE ENTIRELY A.I.



ARTIFICIAL INGREDIENTS

Designed by supercomputer and created in nuclear fusion labs.

Why? Because if we don't do it, the enemy will beat us to it, and we'll have an AI Food Gap.



Note: Each candy bar takes approximately 1 Terawatt of electrical power to produce.

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TURBO AI!!!!! [View all] reACTIONary Dec 2025 OP
AI Lightswitch! Beartracks Dec 2025 #1
For Sure!!! reACTIONary Dec 2025 #2
Its an Artificial Evolution.... reACTIONary Dec 2025 #3
Those of us in the Deep State Arthur_Frain Dec 2025 #4
Announcing the first ENTIRELY A.I. Food Item. usonian Dec 2025 #5
🤣 We need a LOL rec reACTIONary Dec 2025 #7
Thanks! usonian Dec 2025 #11
There are a few things in life I have loved - and Turbo Pascal was one of them. Intractable Dec 2025 #6
It was amazing because.... reACTIONary Dec 2025 #8
Now, I program almost exclusively in javascript. Intractable Dec 2025 #9
I wrote my first 21 Blackjack program in Pascal. cayugafalls Dec 2025 #13
It runs fine in dosbox... hunter Dec 2025 #12
Quite a collection! reACTIONary Dec 2025 #16
Thanks for this info. I'll check it out. Intractable Dec 2025 #19
My first, noname, PC had a Turbo button Emrys Dec 2025 #10
"Heirloom Intelligence" mr715 Dec 2025 #14
Honestly I'd rather they ride the hype wave jfz9580m Dec 2025 #15
Thanks! Interesting study, and.... reACTIONary Dec 2025 #17
Well I think that's the right term jfz9580m Dec 2025 #18
It looks like an interesting read.... reACTIONary Dec 2025 #20
For those interested in the book that jfz9580m... reACTIONary Dec 2025 #21
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