Oh. My. God. I want the copyright for this idea. [View all]

After Trump leaves office, the next president can reenergize this country by approving a live televised show that documents the new renovations to the White House. It should follow the same idea as watching the Property Brothers though I like the title Fixer to Fabulous.

Think of the potential! The tear down stage alone will be widely viewed. People can submit their names for a drawing that would determine who gets to remove all the gold junkart on the walls. And the removal of the pictures on Trump's spite wall. And, of course, a bonfire will follow.

And then, architects can submit plans that have to be approved by the required historical organizations so we can come up with something suitable and acceptable. I, for one, would like to see the Rose Garden restored.

It will be a healing experience.

Now, I expect bitter right-wingers will try to drop their turds in the punch bowl so I say that at this delicate stage, those who submit or vote for the plans have to release five years of their social media postings. Seems fair to me