General Discussion

Said Khanna, “This shit’s gone too far,
The DOJ’s playing dumb like a czar.
You missed the damn date,
Now we’re sick of the wait—
So Congress’ll show who you are.”

With Massie, a libertarian pain,
They teamed up and rattled the chain:
“Release every file,
Not some bullshit pile,
Or contempt’s gonna rain down like hellfire and shame.”

Inherent contempt’s old as dirt,
But it still knows exactly how to hurt:
No DOJ shield,
Just raw House power to wield,
Pay the fine or get locked up, you jerk.

Pam Bondi got put on blast,
For slow-walking the truth from the past.
“You had one damn job,
Now you’re trying to dodge and rob
Us of justice, and patience, and trust unsurpassed.”

On Face the Nation he said,
“Yeah, this shit’s bipartisan-fed.
Just the House, that’s the key,
No excuses from me—
Comply, or enjoy being legally fucked instead.”