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14. I would like to recreate the scene from Braveheart
Tue Dec 23, 2025, 12:20 AM
Dec 23

When Princess Isabella tried to save William Wallace but King Edward Longshanks, mute and an invalid on his deathbed, refused to show him mercy and shunned her request. She decided to give him some parting words that he would know what would happen after he died:

“We all will die, including you. But before you do, know this: we will rip down EVERY Trump title and namesake off of every building. We wont stop at that. We will rename Trump Tower the “Joe Biden Won 2020 Tower” and turn Mar-A-lago into the Venezualan embassy, and all your golf course will become animal sanctuaries with windmills farms powering them. We will give the Scottish government back your golf resort and use your crypto currency to fund restoring the ancient dunes you ruined.

We will make “trans for everyone”. Obama will become Chairman of the Kennedy Center, and your wife will become Mrs. Trudeau.”

(Cue stroked out Mango Mussolini’s gurgling)

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