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Figarosmom

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3. If he's really taking all that aspirin
Wed Jan 7, 2026, 02:15 AM
Jan 7

I can't figure out why he hasn't bled out from his hemorrhoids yet. His shits have to be explosive blow outs. But bleeding out would be my preference for him.

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