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GopherGal

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33. Sucked into the alternate reality in his own brain

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Fri Jan 9, 2026, 12:42 PM

Jan 2026

when he got too close to the Shady Pants/Shiny Pants Phoniness Black Hole?

Unfortunately, the Reality Obliteration team at Los Alamos that was studying the risk of such disasters was DOGEd. The SEC is still investigating irregularities in the eyeliner markets that may shed light on some leaked knowledge of the activities of the VP and the Sequined Widow.

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex Jan 2026 OP

Caught a glimpse of himself naked in the mirror... MiHale Jan 2026 #1

Asaccckkk! I'll never get that image out of my head surfered Jan 2026 #6

... MustLoveBeagles Jan 2026 #21

Fatal bat bite by rabid pee wee? SheltieLover Jan 2026 #2

Rabid PeeWee, 🤣 who was fed Goebbels baby food as an infant surfered Jan 2026 #7

snicker! niyad Jan 2026 #15

No doubt! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 SheltieLover Jan 2026 #24

Hoffentlich. Harker Jan 2026 #3

I like #3 but will take #4 because OMFG he's barking mad LymphocyteLover Jan 2026 #4

I'll take anything at this point surfered Jan 2026 #8

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Jan 2026 #5

🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂It can't come soon enough. I'm getting tired of this carp! surfered Jan 2026 #9

79 yrs ago would've bn soon enough... SheltieLover Jan 2026 #26

So many possibilities & it only takes one SheltieLover Jan 2026 #25

No but malaise Jan 2026 #10

That was my first thought as well. niyad Jan 2026 #16

Fatal exposure to "pronouns" in someone's social media profile? malaise Jan 2026 #11

The pronouns in Renee Good's profile prove she was a domestic terrorist. niyad Jan 2026 #17

Killed while attending ICE training. They didn't keep their weapons pointed down range, surfered Jan 2026 #12

Yes, his kind of audience. .barely able to read and write. niyad Jan 2026 #18

For sure! SheltieLover Jan 2026 #28

In 2010 I worked for the census Orrex Jan 2026 #39

The coming SCOTUS tariff decision should malaise Jan 2026 #23

Omg, is he in danger of being told no? SheltieLover Jan 2026 #30

Poetic justice... SheltieLover Jan 2026 #27

Yeah, what she said: hlthe2b Jan 2026 #13

+1 MustLoveBeagles Jan 2026 #22

TickTock Joinfortmill Jan 2026 #14

Burned by DC sanitation workers Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Jan 2026 #19

"Accidentally" shot by an barely literate ICE terrorist confusing him with a decent person? NNadir Jan 2026 #20

Although, I don't think he could ever be confused for a decent person surfered Jan 2026 #29

True, but likely in addition to being illiterate, they canmot read people either? SheltieLover Jan 2026 #31

Indecent people are often confused about what decency is or might be. NNadir Jan 2026 #32

Sucked into the alternate reality in his own brain GopherGal Jan 2026 #33

Some People Improve the World only by Leaving It-Oscar Wilde LetMyPeopleVote Jan 2026 #34

No, but too many inncocent people are dead Wicked Blue Jan 2026 #35

I personally am now rooting for him to slide down the rope from a Navy chopper. Initech Jan 2026 #36

Was about to add this and say it can't wait for tomorrow 😂 malaise Jan 2026 #37

Just when I think a headline can't be real, it is! Initech Jan 2026 #38

Hehehe malaise Jan 2026 #40