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Botany

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48. Fine slide down that rope, get some nasty rope burns, and then fall to your ????.

Fri Jan 9, 2026, 04:59 PM

Jan 2026

Donny killed that woman Ms. Good, in Minneapolis as sure as if he shot her himself. The ICE
officer’s house had Trump gear, Trump flags, and his brain was so fucked up with real Trump
Derangement Syndrome that he saw her as the enemy and he was fighting for America.

We have millions of Americans who think the same way as that ICE officer.

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Trump says he's been wondering if he could slide down a helicopter rope like SEAL Team 6 -- [View all] riversedge Jan 2026 OP

Do it! DO IT! LakeVermilion Jan 2026 #1

Do it ! dweller Jan 2026 #2

Yep! Grim Chieftain Jan 2026 #35

Proceed. /nt bucolic_frolic Jan 2026 #3

Yes! Yes you can!! You will be adored as the manliest ever!!! Strelnikov_ Jan 2026 #4

Pay Per Vue chelsea0011 Jan 2026 #5

Oh hell yes! And since he's the King, he should get a much longer rope than others -- 2 scoops, right? 0rganism Jan 2026 #6

Go for it Donny Botany Jan 2026 #7

He said slide, not rappel. niyad Jan 2026 #30

Fine slide down that rope, get some nasty rope burns, and then fall to your ????. Botany Jan 2026 #48

Doing that slide over the ocean. . . niyad Jan 2026 #55

Oh, I hadn't yet heard he had trump swag! electric_blue68 Jan 2026 #58

I read it on the internet so it has to be true. Botany Jan 2026 #71

Do it, Donnie! ProudMNDemocrat Jan 2026 #8

If he wants to try it, he can do so with my blessings Vogon_Glory Jan 2026 #9

Obama would have been brave enough to do it Jerry2144 Jan 2026 #10

He should do it. He's such an idiot. Srkdqltr Jan 2026 #11

Jump, you fucker! Kid Berwyn Jan 2026 #12

Go for it Donny Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Jan 2026 #13

Just shove him out of the aircraft... EarthFirst Jan 2026 #14

The OP and thread are comedy gold 🪙 MustLoveBeagles Jan 2026 #15

Please do. milestogo Jan 2026 #16

Blackburn was "my" sweetheart, Orlando Bloom, in Ilsa Jan 2026 #42

OMG, I adore him. milestogo Jan 2026 #45

Of course Trump could do that. democrank Jan 2026 #17

"the first man to surface with a block in each hand". I actually believe that Jerry2144 Jan 2026 #57

Like a regular Harry Houdinu, or David Copperfield! electric_blue68 Jan 2026 #61

1) Attach rope securely around neck Conjuay Jan 2026 #18

That's what a REAL orange he-man would do. Am I right? I suggest the Rose Garden slab as a landing spot. Vinca Jan 2026 #19

Nah, somewhere out in the ocean. niyad Jan 2026 #39

Do it! About 50 feet should prove the concept... Wounded Bear Jan 2026 #20

I know he can do it. He should. It will impress the whole word Autumn Jan 2026 #21

He's starting to believe the AI maga-porn depictions of himself Maru Kitteh Jan 2026 #22

Yes! And I have some old thin yarn his little hands Ilsa Jan 2026 #23

Do it Humpty Dumpty! sheshe2 Jan 2026 #24

Replicate that scene from Scarface with the rope and helicopter Kaleva Jan 2026 #25

Yeah, I would pay to see that! HappyH Jan 2026 #26

One way to know for sure. eShirl Jan 2026 #27

C'mon fat fuck, strap in and fucking jump you piece of shit Blue Owl Jan 2026 #28

Please try it. Message to pilot bluestarone Jan 2026 #29

I'll bet he does it better than any Seal operative ever. Probatim Jan 2026 #31

Give him the VC treatment. Jacson6 Jan 2026 #32

Do it! do it! preferably out over the ocean. Does blubber float, though? niyad Jan 2026 #33

Woe be to the stunt coordinator GopherGal Jan 2026 #34

It's called fast roping, you fucking pedophile Aviation Pro Jan 2026 #36

Hey don, wanna look like a tougher guy than the seals? Instead of a rope use a bungee cord. Dave Bowman Jan 2026 #37

I'd pay to watch that! Ocelot II Jan 2026 #38

He'll never be as good as canetoad Jan 2026 #40

Somebody's just got to convince him that his bloated cankles will absorb the impact. LudwigPastorius Jan 2026 #41

I say we let him try Sailingdiver Jan 2026 #43

Watch this video, Donald, and see that Pete Hegseth did the rope thing on "Southpark" recently. Your turn. FadedMullet Jan 2026 #44

Forget the rope. Just push him out. sakabatou Jan 2026 #46

I love this thread so much that I Rec'ed every reply. nt Ilsa Jan 2026 #47

Spurious News: Naval Air Systems Command refuses Trump's request to "slide down a rope" from a helicopter jmowreader Jan 2026 #49

I wish I could SADAR Jan 2026 #52

Oh please Rebl2 Jan 2026 #50

Lets let trump try to do this. LetMyPeopleVote Jan 2026 #51

Please try! pandr32 Jan 2026 #53

Please proceed! moose65 Jan 2026 #54

This message was self-deleted by its author RedWhiteBlueIsRacist Jan 2026 #56

says the guy who needs two hands to lift a glass of water to his fishlips Skittles Jan 2026 #59

Of course he can. Swede Jan 2026 #60

Please proceed Deminpenn Jan 2026 #62

Just remember practice makes perfect SomedayKindaLove Jan 2026 #63

shit splatters. onethatcares Jan 2026 #64

I'm thinking he'll bust open like a watermelon Kaleva Jan 2026 #65

He should go for it. LisaL Jan 2026 #66

Let the man proceed malaise Jan 2026 #67

Right now, any number of MAGA chud incel "alpha" males are furiously masturbating flvegan Jan 2026 #68

Put him in a helicopter and let him try it. Quiet Em Jan 2026 #69

Or slide all the way down from the Space Station, like a true Space Force Commander. GreenWave Jan 2026 #70

Do it Dumpy! mcar Jan 2026 #72

Squeal Team Shit Solly Mack Jan 2026 #73

Just tell him he could be the first EVAH to win the Nobel Prize for Bravery! Totally Tunsie Jan 2026 #74