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59. says the guy who needs two hands to lift a glass of water to his fishlips

Reply to riversedge (Original post)

Fri Jan 9, 2026, 06:22 PM

Jan 2026

what a fucking moron

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Trump says he's been wondering if he could slide down a helicopter rope like SEAL Team 6 -- [View all] riversedge Jan 2026 OP

Do it! DO IT! LakeVermilion Jan 2026 #1

Do it ! dweller Jan 2026 #2

Yep! Grim Chieftain Jan 2026 #35

Proceed. /nt bucolic_frolic Jan 2026 #3

Yes! Yes you can!! You will be adored as the manliest ever!!! Strelnikov_ Jan 2026 #4

Pay Per Vue chelsea0011 Jan 2026 #5

Oh hell yes! And since he's the King, he should get a much longer rope than others -- 2 scoops, right? 0rganism Jan 2026 #6

Go for it Donny Botany Jan 2026 #7

He said slide, not rappel. niyad Jan 2026 #30

Fine slide down that rope, get some nasty rope burns, and then fall to your ????. Botany Jan 2026 #48

Doing that slide over the ocean. . . niyad Jan 2026 #55

Oh, I hadn't yet heard he had trump swag! electric_blue68 Jan 2026 #58

I read it on the internet so it has to be true. Botany Jan 2026 #71

Do it, Donnie! ProudMNDemocrat Jan 2026 #8

If he wants to try it, he can do so with my blessings Vogon_Glory Jan 2026 #9

Obama would have been brave enough to do it Jerry2144 Jan 2026 #10

He should do it. He's such an idiot. Srkdqltr Jan 2026 #11

Jump, you fucker! Kid Berwyn Jan 2026 #12

Go for it Donny Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Jan 2026 #13

Just shove him out of the aircraft... EarthFirst Jan 2026 #14

The OP and thread are comedy gold 🪙 MustLoveBeagles Jan 2026 #15

Please do. milestogo Jan 2026 #16

Blackburn was "my" sweetheart, Orlando Bloom, in Ilsa Jan 2026 #42

OMG, I adore him. milestogo Jan 2026 #45

Of course Trump could do that. democrank Jan 2026 #17

"the first man to surface with a block in each hand". I actually believe that Jerry2144 Jan 2026 #57

Like a regular Harry Houdinu, or David Copperfield! electric_blue68 Jan 2026 #61

1) Attach rope securely around neck Conjuay Jan 2026 #18

That's what a REAL orange he-man would do. Am I right? I suggest the Rose Garden slab as a landing spot. Vinca Jan 2026 #19

Nah, somewhere out in the ocean. niyad Jan 2026 #39

Do it! About 50 feet should prove the concept... Wounded Bear Jan 2026 #20

I know he can do it. He should. It will impress the whole word Autumn Jan 2026 #21

He's starting to believe the AI maga-porn depictions of himself Maru Kitteh Jan 2026 #22

Yes! And I have some old thin yarn his little hands Ilsa Jan 2026 #23

Do it Humpty Dumpty! sheshe2 Jan 2026 #24

Replicate that scene from Scarface with the rope and helicopter Kaleva Jan 2026 #25

Yeah, I would pay to see that! HappyH Jan 2026 #26

One way to know for sure. eShirl Jan 2026 #27

C'mon fat fuck, strap in and fucking jump you piece of shit Blue Owl Jan 2026 #28

Please try it. Message to pilot bluestarone Jan 2026 #29

I'll bet he does it better than any Seal operative ever. Probatim Jan 2026 #31

Give him the VC treatment. Jacson6 Jan 2026 #32

Do it! do it! preferably out over the ocean. Does blubber float, though? niyad Jan 2026 #33

Woe be to the stunt coordinator GopherGal Jan 2026 #34

It's called fast roping, you fucking pedophile Aviation Pro Jan 2026 #36

Hey don, wanna look like a tougher guy than the seals? Instead of a rope use a bungee cord. Dave Bowman Jan 2026 #37

I'd pay to watch that! Ocelot II Jan 2026 #38

He'll never be as good as canetoad Jan 2026 #40

Somebody's just got to convince him that his bloated cankles will absorb the impact. LudwigPastorius Jan 2026 #41

I say we let him try Sailingdiver Jan 2026 #43

Watch this video, Donald, and see that Pete Hegseth did the rope thing on "Southpark" recently. Your turn. FadedMullet Jan 2026 #44

Forget the rope. Just push him out. sakabatou Jan 2026 #46

I love this thread so much that I Rec'ed every reply. nt Ilsa Jan 2026 #47

Spurious News: Naval Air Systems Command refuses Trump's request to "slide down a rope" from a helicopter jmowreader Jan 2026 #49

I wish I could SADAR Jan 2026 #52

Oh please Rebl2 Jan 2026 #50

Lets let trump try to do this. LetMyPeopleVote Jan 2026 #51

Please try! pandr32 Jan 2026 #53

Please proceed! moose65 Jan 2026 #54

This message was self-deleted by its author RedWhiteBlueIsRacist Jan 2026 #56

says the guy who needs two hands to lift a glass of water to his fishlips Skittles Jan 2026 #59

Of course he can. Swede Jan 2026 #60

Please proceed Deminpenn Jan 2026 #62

Just remember practice makes perfect SomedayKindaLove Jan 2026 #63

shit splatters. onethatcares Jan 2026 #64

I'm thinking he'll bust open like a watermelon Kaleva Jan 2026 #65

He should go for it. LisaL Jan 2026 #66

Let the man proceed malaise Jan 2026 #67

Right now, any number of MAGA chud incel "alpha" males are furiously masturbating flvegan Jan 2026 #68

Put him in a helicopter and let him try it. Quiet Em Jan 2026 #69

Or slide all the way down from the Space Station, like a true Space Force Commander. GreenWave Jan 2026 #70

Do it Dumpy! mcar Jan 2026 #72

Squeal Team Shit Solly Mack Jan 2026 #73

Just tell him he could be the first EVAH to win the Nobel Prize for Bravery! Totally Tunsie Jan 2026 #74