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AverageOldGuy

(3,589 posts)
Tue Feb 3, 2026, 03:02 PM Feb 3

Federal Judge reaches down Noem's throat, rips out her heart . . . [View all]

. . . and eats it raw.

Noem wants to deport all Haitians in Springfield OH -- you know -- the ones eating the dogs and cats!! Judge tells her to GFY -- politely, of course.

https://www.lawyersgunsmoneyblog.com/2026/02/district-judge-blocks-order-ending-tps-status-granted-to-haitians

Among the judge's words were these :



A federal judge on Monday blocked the Trump administration from ending Temporary Protected Status for more than 350,000 Haitian immigrants.

In an 83-page opinion, U.S. District Judge Ana Reyes granted a stay maintaining the legal status of Haitian nationals “pending judicial review.” In her ruling, she accused Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem of “preordaining” her termination decision, saying she “did so because of hostility to nonwhite immigrants.”

“There is an old adage among lawyers,” Judge Reyes wrote. “If you have the facts on your side, pound the facts. If you have the law on your side, pound the law. If you have neither, pound the table.”

“Secretary Noem, the record to-date shows, does not have the facts on her side — or at least has ignored them,” Reyes continued. “Does not have the law on her side — or at least has ignored it. Having neither and bringing the adage into the 21st century, she pounds X (f/k/a Twitter)
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"Hostility to nonwhite immigrants" pretty much covers it, doesn't it? sop Feb 3 #1
My skin color is not Probable Cause!!! ... aggiesal Feb 3 #7
"" AllaN01Bear Feb 3 #8
Fatality! Judge Ana Reyes wins! sakabatou Feb 3 #2
" Federal Judge reaches down Noem's throat, rips out her heart . . ." MLWR Feb 3 #3
I was curious too. Codifer Feb 3 #11
my reaction exactly. barbtries Feb 3 #12
The hard cold one which pumps ice through her vessels. Clouds Passing Feb 4 #20
Exactly! Hopefully, some judge in the future throws her a$$ in jail for several months........ no year!. usaf-vet Feb 4 #23
Good for Judge Reyes wendyb-NC Feb 3 #4
I love the last paragraph of this opinion LetMyPeopleVote Feb 3 #5
Too Bad It's Only A Metaphor. A Song To Celebrate: ColoringFool Feb 3 #6
The only place Kristi Noem belongs in is Supermax. Initech Feb 3 #9
Nailed it malaise Feb 3 #10
Absolutely! Unrepentant Fenian Feb 3 #14
Don't forget the goat. yardwork Feb 4 #21
Thanks for the reminder malaise Feb 4 #22
Skin Color OKAY or NOT OKAY Meme iluvtennis Feb 3 #13
Totally stupid headline - doesn't anyone understand how stupid hyperbole is - but I hope there's something here. Martin68 Feb 3 #15
Kick orangecrush Feb 3 #16
I'm interested in how the Appeals Court and SCOTUS views it WarGamer Feb 3 #17
Only to find... 2naSalit Feb 4 #18
Our Noem (on the Range) song DFW Feb 4 #19
Clickbait. What heart? Blumancru Feb 4 #24
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