Welcome to DU! The truly grassroots left-of-center political community where regular people, not algorithms, drive the discussions and set the standards. Join the community: Create a free account Support DU (and get rid of ads!): Become a Star Member Latest Breaking News Editorials & Other Articles General Discussion The DU Lounge All Forums Issue Forums Culture Forums Alliance Forums Region Forums Support Forums Help & Search

2naSalit

(102,026 posts)
8. I finally figured out who...
Tue Feb 17, 2026, 08:18 PM
Feb 17

He reminds me of...

Does anybody remember that hideous cartoon character, "Munchie Melon"? There was a coloring book, I can transfer an image of it but if you search for it you can see what I mean. He looks like Munchie Melon!

My younger siblings had a copy of the coloring book that someone gave them. My brother and I, somewhat older than the three younger, saw this hideous thing one day and somehow ended up laughing ourselves silly over it and decided it was to scary for our three younger siblings! I don't know if we let them have it or not but we laughed about it for years.

rfkjr looks like that cartoon character.

Just sayin' (Entertainment purposes only.)

Recommendations

2 members have recommended this reply (displayed in chronological order):

I love how this kook has become the Onion's new punching bag Blue Owl Feb 17 #1
He makes it so easy. milestogo Feb 17 #3
This has to be The Onion's least satirical piece of satire in recent memory. sop Feb 17 #2
I thought it was real until I scrolled down and saw the Onion link. raccoon Feb 18 #38
Someone help me here. What part is satire and what part is what RFK Jr. really said Raven123 Feb 17 #4
Held my breath there for a second NickB79 Feb 17 #5
I didn't even check if it was the Onion RandomNumbers Feb 17 #13
That's not going to stop stupid, paralyzingly incompetent parents Aristus Feb 17 #24
Don't forget to let them eat roadkill and lick toilet seats dalton99a Feb 17 #6
No no... we do coke off of the toilet seats. OldBaldy1701E Feb 17 #20
Wow, that lobster is done. nt eppur_se_muova Feb 17 #7
LOL 2naSalit Feb 17 #9
I finally figured out who... 2naSalit Feb 17 #8
Build the immune system snorting coke off toilet seats during their terrible 2s. n/t flvegan Feb 17 #10
The world we live in. Ferrets are Cool Feb 17 #11
Onion... must you come so close to reality? sakabatou Feb 17 #12
Actually- it's a real thing people do womanofthehills Feb 18 #33
I was surprised to see it was "The Onion." It sounds like something Wormboy would come out with. Vinca Feb 17 #14
You have to read carefully, cause I thought he really said it ashredux Feb 17 #15
This is his formula: milestogo Feb 17 #22
No shit! Escape Feb 17 #16
Wouldn't put it past RFK Jr KarenNotKaren Feb 17 #17
How about we try it with him first nt Javaman Feb 17 #18
Actually, it's something lots of people do womanofthehills Feb 18 #35
maybe because I live in Texas and this is considered insanity. nt Javaman Feb 18 #39
I hate the fact that I believed it...In other times I would have laughed right away, but with these baffoons? Escurumbele Feb 17 #19
I think the Satire alert should come FIRST. yorkster Feb 17 #25
That is why one checks the link. niyad Feb 18 #36
But the link is at the bottom... yorkster Feb 18 #40
I had to check the link! niyad Feb 17 #21
Satire: Still dead. Aristus Feb 17 #23
Why does it seem so credible to believe he would say such a thing? Norrrm Feb 17 #26
He's such a wackadoodle, he might just think this is a great idea tulipsandroses Feb 17 #27
Oh good god--- I believed so much that this was real, Jack Valentino Feb 17 #28
I was hoping that would be from The Onion, but with RFK Jr, you never know. Thank God it was The Onion highplainsdem Feb 18 #29
I hate how long it took me to catch on. Iggo Feb 18 #30
It's almost believable. Kennedy is weird. Emile Feb 18 #31
I've said it before: The Onion is no longer funny. Sogo Feb 18 #32
Caught Me AGAIN! 😳 But Is It On Me, Really---Or RFKJR?! ColoringFool Feb 18 #34
Good satire is always just a little bit believable... QueerDuck Feb 18 #37
I honestly could not tell this was the Onion until I saw the link LymphocyteLover Feb 18 #41
Thank goodness we must post links. But the very fact that Onion can produce allegorical oracle Feb 18 #42
Latest Discussions»General Discussion»RFK Jr.: 'Time In Hot Car...»Reply #8