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Mister Ed

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22. Because the Almighty, though almighty, is still not mighty enough to start a Mideast clusterfuck by Himself.

Mon Mar 2, 2026, 11:41 PM

19 hrs ago

Nope, can't manage to swing it. He needs mortals to do it for Him.

No proponent of this "End Times" stuff has ever been able to explain that to me.

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Not surprised if this is true chicoescuela 19 hrs ago #1

I'll be shocked if it's not true.... Ol Janx Spirit 7 hrs ago #76

It's rather bdamomma 2 hrs ago #121

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DJT is their profit. BattleRow 9 min ago #135

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Jesus: NCDem47 7 hrs ago #79

That's why the religious fanatics are getting desperate enough to try to start an actual... Ol Janx Spirit 7 hrs ago #80

and he's mad as hell...... n/t lastlib 7 hrs ago #82

You got me laughing! chouchou 7 hrs ago #85

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Just looked it up and Country Joe McDonald is still living and kicking it around at 84...Cool... wcmagumba 19 hrs ago #14

Perfect song for TODAY and back then. bluestarone 7 hrs ago #87

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I was there Henry203 14 hrs ago #53

The song only needs a minor alteration. Towlie 7 hrs ago #77

Well done. calimary 5 hrs ago #95

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Thank you so very much for sharing. I would love to get together a bunch of cornball 24 3 hrs ago #118

Any sourced reports other than some guy's blog? Fiendish Thingy 19 hrs ago #4

I think it is true Horseshoeluck 17 hrs ago #39

Here is Mikey Weinstein's link to the story markodochartaigh 4 hrs ago #99

What makes me angry is that I am not Bettie 19 hrs ago #5

Jesus sees his shadow, so there will be Johonny 19 hrs ago #7

But I thought that it was the Tooth Fairy? Dave Bowman 19 hrs ago #16

It's different this time around. The rash on his neck was the tell mjvpi 18 hrs ago #29

Great, militaries for all three belligerents are led by religious fanatics newdeal2 19 hrs ago #8

Let's ask AI which religion is more righteous. mjvpi 18 hrs ago #30

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This is Little Mikey Johnson's wet dream fantasy. yellow dahlia 19 hrs ago #10

Does Moses Mike Traildogbob 4 hrs ago #110

Very good question. yellow dahlia 3 hrs ago #117

I suppose to some people this sounds a bit odd. markodochartaigh 19 hrs ago #11

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The Arrogance of religion. Roc2020 19 hrs ago #12

Indeed. Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin 3 hrs ago #113

TRUMP looks as much like 'the Antichrist' as much as any previous dictator--- Jack Valentino 19 hrs ago #13

Trump is not smart enough to be the anti-christ...maybe a low level demon of some sort... wcmagumba 19 hrs ago #17

Nowhere in the Bible did it say that the supposed anti-christ was "smart"...... Jack Valentino 19 hrs ago #21

I never read that book, it's bad for my angina... wcmagumba 19 hrs ago #23

I haven't read it in a long time either---- but I have 'very sinfully' asked A.I. to Jack Valentino 19 hrs ago #24

I still don't understand how MAGAS figure B.See 15 hrs ago #46

They're listening to modern day prophets that have their own TV shows. Lars39 7 hrs ago #78

How will Jesus communicate with the millions of followers? By Instagram, WhatsApp, email, text? dalton99a 19 hrs ago #15

He will send I_UndergroundPanther 14 hrs ago #51

"A figure which looks like Jesus Christ" ??? I thought it looked like a big check mark ! nt eppur_se_muova 9 hrs ago #59

O ye of little faith dalton99a 9 hrs ago #60

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Donald the Lion Farted will lead the crusade. usonian 19 hrs ago #18

On his way to the Horns of Hattin, I hope . . . hatrack 7 hrs ago #75

It takes absolutely monstrous arrogance to believe that your military actions influence God. milestogo 19 hrs ago #19

When they say return of Jesus they mean nukes Blues Heron 19 hrs ago #20

Because the Almighty, though almighty, is still not mighty enough to start a Mideast clusterfuck by Himself. Mister Ed 19 hrs ago #22

They should all be removed from command and tried for Traitorous Seditious Conspiracy. BurnDoubt 18 hrs ago #25

When we take control of the government again, Jasmin Crocket forAG. mjvpi 18 hrs ago #33

Yes, Please! BurnDoubt 15 hrs ago #48

Holy shit. SunSeeker 18 hrs ago #27

I see what you did there. John1956PA 18 hrs ago #28

Judaism, Islam and Christianity - a three cornered Abrahamic death match... Another Jackalope 18 hrs ago #31

Capitalsm mjvpi 18 hrs ago #35

Supplies the weapons to all sides. Another Jackalope 18 hrs ago #37

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+1 leftstreet 2 hrs ago #122

I agree, but when you have people who literally worship the concept... OldBaldy1701E 27 min ago #134

What if Sekhmet returns I_UndergroundPanther 14 hrs ago #50

Gaslighting Shite... They do NOT follow the Cha 18 hrs ago #32

bunch of heretics. B.See 15 hrs ago #47

Worshippers of The Anti Christ.. Cha 15 hrs ago #49

Being raised Evangelical Pentacostal, this would be laughable, IF... czarjak 18 hrs ago #34

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I really don't look forward I_UndergroundPanther 14 hrs ago #52

Michael Flynn Puppyjive 17 hrs ago #38

The Four Pantloads of the Apocalypse Blue Owl 17 hrs ago #40

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I have no doubt this is true LogDog75 16 hrs ago #43

Based on your post, I think you left out a word... 3catwoman3 2 hrs ago #123

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Oh... Just "wonderful".... electric_blue68 16 hrs ago #45

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I'm sure Fuckabee has a tent all set up johnnyfins 6 hrs ago #91

THIS malaise 4 hrs ago #111

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Had to Google "Immanentize the Eschaton" for meaning. Aussie105 14 hrs ago #56

US troops being led by mentally ill, psychotic leaders. Irish_Dem 13 hrs ago #57

I'm reading this. Dangerous beyond words. Creating Zealots. Joinfortmill 11 hrs ago #58

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MRFF is a well known and respected organization, and Larsen writes articles for their website muriel_volestrangler 8 hrs ago #71

Look up the MRFF mountain grammy 5 hrs ago #98

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Here is the link to Mikey Weinstein's story markodochartaigh 4 hrs ago #100

Thanks! Kaleva 4 hrs ago #105

Distration from the Trump-Epstein files is now biblical? Ruby the Liberal 8 hrs ago #61

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Unknown, but Bible says keep your bathroom clean and well-stocked dalton99a 8 hrs ago #65

Does he have a gluten allergy? twodogsbarking 8 hrs ago #67

Unlikely, according to Bible scholars in Tennessee. But he is probably partial to tobacco dalton99a 8 hrs ago #68

He booked a room in Salt Lake City. That don't look so good. twodogsbarking 8 hrs ago #70

And for God's sake, wear clean underwear! maxrandb 2 hrs ago #126

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FFRF.org ZDU 8 hrs ago #64

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Doesn't surpise me at all bluestarone 8 hrs ago #72

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OK Now I'm worried. flashman13 7 hrs ago #83

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Ah...its like the days of my youth. A much loved aunt... NNadir 6 hrs ago #90

Why doesn't anybody talk about consequences for following ILLEGAL orders??? tazcat 6 hrs ago #92

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If the report is true, then IMO, the officer must be removed from post sakabatou 4 hrs ago #108

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I Know The US Air Force Is A Hotbed Of This Thinking. BBbats 3 hrs ago #114

Yup, the chaotic Iran's Armageddon aka Operation Epstein Fury Miami Blue 3 hrs ago #115

So, we have people in high positions who think they are fighting for their invisible friend? Americanme 3 hrs ago #119

This bullshit reinforces my thinking that rather than... 3catwoman3 2 hrs ago #124

This is spelled out hermetic 2 hrs ago #125

It's all about the Apocalypse: Another disturbing reason behind the right wing's pro-Israel obsession LetMyPeopleVote 2 hrs ago #127

Maybe aliens will cosplay "angels" and take these idiots Ilsa 2 hrs ago #128

That sounds like the "Heaven's Gate" cult from the 70s...I'd be happy to see them leave... wcmagumba 1 hr ago #131

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Unbelievable liberal N proud 1 hr ago #133