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I_UndergroundPanther

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50. What if Sekhmet returns

Tue Mar 3, 2026, 04:19 AM

10 hrs ago

Nobody would expect her.

I would be there for the magas getting eaten like cheese puffs. Dragging every narcissist and psychopath and eating them all, then she’d have a hellova reckoning twords the Republican Party. Sekhmet supposedly returns in zep tepi. To bring back Ma’at the balance of all and of all things good. Sekhmet will excise the criminals like cancerous boils infesting our government and throw them into the sun.

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Not surprised if this is true chicoescuela 15 hrs ago #1

I'll be shocked if it's not true.... Ol Janx Spirit 3 hrs ago #76

The two biggest problems on the planet are... Trust_Reality 3 hrs ago #86

Nobody knows what Jesus looked like. Towlie 3 hrs ago #88

I seem to have heard that "Jesus is coming back" somewhere around 471 times. chouchou 15 hrs ago #2

Jesus: NCDem47 3 hrs ago #79

That's why the religious fanatics are getting desperate enough to try to start an actual... Ol Janx Spirit 3 hrs ago #80

and he's mad as hell...... n/t lastlib 3 hrs ago #82

You got me laughing! chouchou 3 hrs ago #85

Country Joe & The Fish had it right years ago... wcmagumba 15 hrs ago #3

I LOVE THESE GUYS! ABC123Easy 15 hrs ago #6

Just looked it up and Country Joe McDonald is still living and kicking it around at 84...Cool... wcmagumba 15 hrs ago #14

Perfect song for TODAY and back then. bluestarone 3 hrs ago #87

I saw Barry Melton at a Gathering of the Tribe feast & concert up in Northern California in December NBachers 12 hrs ago #42

I was there Henry203 9 hrs ago #53

The song only needs a minor alteration. Towlie 3 hrs ago #77

Well done. calimary 1 hr ago #95

Any sourced reports other than some guy's blog? Fiendish Thingy 15 hrs ago #4

I think it is true Horseshoeluck 13 hrs ago #39

Here is Mikey Weinstein's link to the story markodochartaigh 27 min ago #99

What makes me angry is that I am not Bettie 15 hrs ago #5

Jesus sees his shadow, so there will be Johonny 15 hrs ago #7

But I thought that it was the Tooth Fairy? Dave Bowman 15 hrs ago #16

It's different this time around. The rash on his neck was the tell mjvpi 13 hrs ago #29

Great, militaries for all three belligerents are led by religious fanatics newdeal2 15 hrs ago #8

Let's ask AI which religion is more righteous. mjvpi 13 hrs ago #30

So...TSF has been anointed by Jesus and the Iran leaders have Allah on their side so this is a holy war? Deuxcents 15 hrs ago #9

This is Little Mikey Johnson's wet dream fantasy. yellow dahlia 15 hrs ago #10

I suppose to some people this sounds a bit odd. markodochartaigh 15 hrs ago #11

Trump is losing supporters, even some magas, so he thinks this will shore up the fundie zealot end timers nuts Attilatheblond 14 hrs ago #26

The Arrogance of religion. Roc2020 15 hrs ago #12

TRUMP looks as much like 'the Antichrist' as much as any previous dictator--- Jack Valentino 15 hrs ago #13

Trump is not smart enough to be the anti-christ...maybe a low level demon of some sort... wcmagumba 14 hrs ago #17

Nowhere in the Bible did it say that the supposed anti-christ was "smart"...... Jack Valentino 14 hrs ago #21

I never read that book, it's bad for my angina... wcmagumba 14 hrs ago #23

I haven't read it in a long time either---- but I have 'very sinfully' asked A.I. to Jack Valentino 14 hrs ago #24

I still don't understand how MAGAS figure B.See 11 hrs ago #46

They're listening to modern day prophets that have their own TV shows. Lars39 3 hrs ago #78

How will Jesus communicate with the millions of followers? By Instagram, WhatsApp, email, text? dalton99a 15 hrs ago #15

He will send I_UndergroundPanther 10 hrs ago #51

"A figure which looks like Jesus Christ" ??? I thought it looked like a big check mark ! nt eppur_se_muova 5 hrs ago #59

O ye of little faith dalton99a 5 hrs ago #60

Donald the Lion Farted will lead the crusade. usonian 14 hrs ago #18

On his way to the Horns of Hattin, I hope . . . hatrack 3 hrs ago #75

It takes absolutely monstrous arrogance to believe that your military actions influence God. milestogo 14 hrs ago #19

When they say return of Jesus they mean nukes Blues Heron 14 hrs ago #20

Because the Almighty, though almighty, is still not mighty enough to start a Mideast clusterfuck by Himself. Mister Ed 14 hrs ago #22

They should all be removed from command and tried for Traitorous Seditious Conspiracy. BurnDoubt 14 hrs ago #25

When we take control of the government again, Jasmin Crocket forAG. mjvpi 13 hrs ago #33

Yes, Please! BurnDoubt 11 hrs ago #48

Holy shit. SunSeeker 14 hrs ago #27

I see what you did there. John1956PA 14 hrs ago #28

Judaism, Islam and Christianity - a three cornered Abrahamic death match... Another Jackalope 13 hrs ago #31

Capitalsm mjvpi 13 hrs ago #35

Supplies the weapons to all sides. Another Jackalope 13 hrs ago #37

Good one! calimary 1 hr ago #97

What if Sekhmet returns I_UndergroundPanther 10 hrs ago #50

Gaslighting Shite... They do NOT follow the Cha 13 hrs ago #32

bunch of heretics. B.See 11 hrs ago #47

Worshippers of The Anti Christ.. Cha 10 hrs ago #49

Being raised Evangelical Pentacostal, this would be laughable, IF... czarjak 13 hrs ago #34

I guess that means this rapture thingy will be happening soon. Dr. T 13 hrs ago #36

I really don't look forward I_UndergroundPanther 10 hrs ago #52

Michael Flynn Puppyjive 13 hrs ago #38

The Four Pantloads of the Apocalypse Blue Owl 13 hrs ago #40

Fozzledick, I remember reding the Illuminati books, and loved that phrase, "immanentize the Eschaton! ShazamIam 12 hrs ago #41

I have no doubt this is true LogDog75 12 hrs ago #43

The only difference between these people and the Taliban/Al Qaeda... RetiredParatrooper 12 hrs ago #44

Oh... Just "wonderful".... electric_blue68 11 hrs ago #45

Led by Fuckabee malaise 9 hrs ago #54

I'm sure Fuckabee has a tent all set up johnnyfins 2 hrs ago #91

Well, then... that settles it! Alephy 9 hrs ago #55

Had to Google "Immanentize the Eschaton" for meaning. Aussie105 9 hrs ago #56

US troops being led by mentally ill, psychotic leaders. Irish_Dem 9 hrs ago #57

I'm reading this. Dangerous beyond words. Creating Zealots. Joinfortmill 7 hrs ago #58

Could be a made up story. Just as dangerous. Kaleva 3 hrs ago #69

MRFF is a well known and respected organization, and Larsen writes articles for their website muriel_volestrangler 3 hrs ago #71

Look up the MRFF mountain grammy 1 hr ago #98

Do you have a link to where they confirm this? Kaleva 14 min ago #104

Here is the link to Mikey Weinstein's story markodochartaigh 25 min ago #100

Thanks! Kaleva 12 min ago #105

Distration from the Trump-Epstein files is now biblical? Ruby the Liberal 4 hrs ago #61

What should I wear when Jesus returns? Should I cook something? How long is he staying? twodogsbarking 4 hrs ago #62

Unknown, but Bible says keep your bathroom clean and well-stocked dalton99a 4 hrs ago #65

Does he have a gluten allergy? twodogsbarking 4 hrs ago #67

Unlikely, according to Bible scholars in Tennessee. But he is probably partial to tobacco dalton99a 3 hrs ago #68

He booked a room in Salt Lake City. That don't look so good. twodogsbarking 3 hrs ago #70

This moron needs to be thrown out of the military yesterday. travelingthrulife 4 hrs ago #63

FFRF.org ZDU 4 hrs ago #64

I predict that when Jesus doesn't show up, a lot of people are going to be sorely disappointed. Ray Bruns 4 hrs ago #66

Doesn't surpise me at all bluestarone 3 hrs ago #72

What a crock of SHIT! hatrack 3 hrs ago #73

Nothing like telling a soldier he's (she's) dead before he (she) even leaves our country. bluestarone 3 hrs ago #74

Armageddon wouldn't happen unless there were people intentionally causing it. Clouds Passing 3 hrs ago #81

OK Now I'm worried. flashman13 3 hrs ago #83

Do ya doubt it? lastlib 3 hrs ago #84

It wouldn't be the first time they used that line! Hope22 2 hrs ago #89

Ah...its like the days of my youth. A much loved aunt... NNadir 2 hrs ago #90

Why doesn't anybody talk about consequences for following ILLEGAL orders??? tazcat 2 hrs ago #92

FUCK RELIGION -- ALL OF THEM! OMGWTF 1 hr ago #93

They try to force the Apocalypse to placate the Christo-fascists who will themselves be destroyed. GreenWave 1 hr ago #94

My parents were evangelical. They did not believe in the Rapture or Armageddon. HeartsCanHope 1 hr ago #96

That's creepy as hell to this non-believer. greatauntoftriplets 22 min ago #101

But Jesus knows who did what in the Epstein files. n/t flvegan 21 min ago #102

Though it's not surprising, I'm shocked! If that's possible JohnnyRingo 21 min ago #103

Complete insanity. valleyrogue 9 min ago #106

I really despise mixing religion with military... same with with government! liberalla 8 min ago #107