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haele

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5. So I would be justified if after a couple hours I went to my boss and said

Reply to Miles Archer (Original post)

Wed Mar 4, 2026, 05:55 PM

Mar 4

"Hey, got to leave, I have an imminent bowel movement" - my boss would be cool if I left, picked up a buddy, went to Pollo Jose's BBQ de Acapulco, had a half smoked chicken and ribs combo, then headed out to one of the local Indian Casinos for a Texas hold'em tournament...and then had a bowel movement afterwards?

Yeah, I had a bowel movement that day. .
Just like I had one the day before, and before that.
What was different this time that required I leave suddenly? It wasn't like I was sick or anything.

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