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struggle4progress

(126,427 posts)
Fri Mar 6, 2026, 12:02 PM Mar 6

What is Kristi's new job as envoy to "Shield of the Americas?" [View all]


20 votes, 0 passes | Time left: Unlimited
Manage the growing US fleet of flying bedrooms
4 (20%)
Teach Latin American leaders to shoot dissidents in the face
1 (5%)
Handle publicity for our new GULAG ABROAD program
1 (5%)
Encourage women around the world to get "Mar-a-Lago Face" surgery
2 (10%)
Kill puppies and fishermen
1 (5%)
Solicit bribes for the Trump Klan
6 (30%)
Produce loud noises
0 (0%)
Distract from the Epstein files
0 (0%)
I don't care. Do you?
5 (25%)
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