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eppur_se_muova

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20. My first reaction was, very nearly, to look out the window first, since I live in N. AL.
Sat Mar 7, 2026, 07:40 PM
Saturday

My immediate thought was please please please don't let it be near here. AL's three largest Baptist churches are all in the B'ham area (of course) but the fourth largest is just "downtown" -- turns out it got to be third largest by having two different locations, which I consider cheating.

Fortunately, it all turned out to be a joke. But it may have given some people ideas.

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A great target for vandalism. JBTaurus83 Saturday #1
No shit. They don't even name the church. Just another Fake post at DU Brenda Saturday #8
Church leaders say the monument will overlook... EarlG Saturday #2
Excellent wording, Earl, to make an excellent point. wnylib Saturday #10
. wnylib Saturday #3
Satire. NT mahatmakanejeeves Saturday #4
Where is the money coming from? Retrograde Saturday #5
I'm calling this out as parody. The "largest Baptist Church in Alabama" is not specified by name or location, and .... eppur_se_muova Saturday #6
Good point. I fell for it since anything seems possible these days. wnylib Saturday #11
My first reaction was, very nearly, to look out the window first, since I live in N. AL. eppur_se_muova Saturday #20
Maybe Moses can come back and dispose of that golden idol too. sinkingfeeling Saturday #7
Alabama hosting Burning Man 2029? maxrandb Saturday #9
This is definitely satire. Oneironaut Saturday #12
As the Rolling Stones might say: Locutusofborg Saturday #13
;-{)..... Goonch Saturday #14
Not a cult dalton99a Saturday #15
Why do you not change your OP? This is NOT TRUE. Brenda Saturday #16
Thank you. Boomerproud Saturday #21
He's their god Bettie Saturday #17
They completely failed to understand both the Bible and the Constitution. Initech Saturday #18
GOLDEN CALF ? Captain Zero Saturday #19
Hey riversedge... Brenda Saturday #22
They need to follow up with a Golden Calf for their altar. Idolatry is Non-Christian. They are Churchianity. artemisia1 Saturday #23
Realized this was satire Boo1 Saturday #24
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